We're Too Literary

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DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

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Listen along as we delve into the (almost) back half of Edgerunner as David is forced to deal with the fallout of a mission gone south and his own impending loss of self.

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

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DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

You'd think there would be a Halo in this new streaming series based on the award-winning video game Halo, but there isn't, or is there?

Listen along as we discuss what we enjoyed about the first episode of the new Halo series on Paramount+ and our overall take on the show. When we learned of the Silver Timeline, we knew this wouldn't be the Halo story we thought it would be.

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

Only the best know not to violate code 605. Fortunately, we’re not here for the best.

Listen along as we try to suss out this lore-thick movie, and figure out if we liked it or not while wondering what all those code violations are and how anyone gets anything done WITHOUT violating anything.

Jamie Foxx and Snoop Dogg headline this schlocky call back to 90’s action. While enjoyable on-screen, I wish they’d go further back and star together in a remake of my favorite 80’s Disney film. They’ve got the names for it.

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

Uncle May!? Aunt Ben?! Listen along as we figure that out ourselves.

Welcome to the first episode of We’re Too Literary!

In this episode, we discuss the semi-recent Marvel movie release — Spider-Man: No Way Home

Join us as we discuss our favorite moments of the movie and the aspects that we’d might have changed if we had written it.

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

Welcome to We're Too Literary!

A podcast about two guys, two amateur writers, who get together and discuss some of their favorite stories and how they might do it differently.

Episodes releasing weekly!