Episode Six. Scabs wonders what it'd be like to get water boarded, Ivan is accused of being a lot lizard, and Dreg becomes a Pterodactyl. Also, FUPA (NOOOOOO!!!).

Episode 5. Drip is still sick, but rejoins Shug and Scabs anyway. Ivan has teories on Jodie Foster, Dreg is disturbed by mother-daughter porn, and Michael answers more listener e-mails. Also, more chat about fruit f*cking.

Scabs and Ivan discuss the events of the day, and relate it to a similar story from their past, in which Scabs is prone to harm chidren.

Michael tries to read listener e-mails, Ivan talks about Tom & Jerry cartoons and Abe Vigoda (again), while Dreg tries to get them both to admit embarassing sex secrets. Also, the boys discuss improper public bathroom etiquette.

Scabs and Ivan use Dreg's absence as on opportunity discuss their favorite music of 2012. Recorded as a "pilot" episode, prior to episode one, hence the title "Episode Zero."

Episode One gets off to a controversial start when Dreg brings his handgun to the show. Also, It's Christmas!