We're With The Band

In this episode of Captain Marvel U.S.M.C., Michael and Ivan review the fantastic new DC movie featuring the OG Cap. Also, Ivan unveils a new scheme and a reason for him to start dating Brie Larson, and Michael may or may not have finger banged a minor. Spoilers... He didn't.

Michael and Ivan review the new higher, further, faster, (work it, make it, do it, make us, harder, better, faster, stronger) installment in the MCU- Captain Marvel: 90's Nostalgia Space Warrior

In a rare morning show, Michael tells a harrowing story about how he almost got into a #MeToo situation with a young woman on his birthday. Ivan weighs in on everyone's surprise that an old white cowboy was possibly racist in the 70's. Also, autistic Hanna-Barbera cartoons of yore.

Ivan unveils his and Karen's new band Bellhead, while Michael enjoys the government shutdown with a free trip to the Grand Canyon. Also, thoughts on Captain Marvel's use of Elastica, The Rock's new Calvin & Hobbes movie, and revisting Bill Cosby's Picture Pages.

In a special post-holiday episode, Michael and Ivan discuss what they got for Christmas, whether or not Ivan should have sex with a dead ex's sister, and if it's ok for Michael to pursue his newly found 6th cousin... hypothetically speaking, of course.

Michael and Ivan visit with Bald Scott and Ms Alex, on their visit to Chicago from Montreal. The boys tell Alex stories about living on the sketchy mean streets, while she corrects their misconceptions of the Great White North. Also, it's time for the percolator!

Ivan blasts election voter social media attention mongering, Michael goes to a Bears game with Dreg and his kid, and then discuss the pros, cons, ins and outs of the Greatest Hits compilation, including but not limited to Tom Petty, Nine Inch Nails, Prick, Liz Phair, Gary Numan, The Matrix and Katy Perry.

Michael and Ivan go to see The Predator. Ivan helps old folks move and gets a new bed, Michael goes to a middle aged celebrity bachelor party, and together they dive into the curious realm of the Undercover Girl.

Michael and Ivan convene to talk about events in the wake of Dreg's magical Indiana pool party. Ivan prepares Michael for the worst on his upcoming date. Ivan realizes that his world parallels that of Strong Badia. Michael cancels his MoviePass. Also, I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the Dwarf Star.

In what may be the final episode before they start their new "woke" podcast, Michael and Ivan discuss outrage over outrage culture, more Mission Impossible, feeling old at Lollapalooza, and the foils of planning a boys night pool party at Dreg's house.