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I've been agonising over whether it would be a good idea to do my Hospital Radio show in the current climate (would it be in terrible taste? Do we really need a weird fake Hospital Radio show, now that all radio is pretty much all radio is hospital radio?)

Well, yes it probably would be, and no, we almost definitely don't, but you know, I've only really got the one act - and it was either this or an Instagram live concert, and nobody needs any more of that right now.

Here then, is my actually-much-more-heartfelt-than-you'd-think lockdown rockdown tribute to our keyworkers and up yours to the virus. It's Episode 8 of West Midlands Hospital Radio - Smells Like Quarantine Spirit. 30 massive bangers and several days of 'hilarious' sit-down 'comedy.' Stick with it...

If you like the show, please tell a friend. Or, alternatively, bang some pots and pans out of the window on Thursday evening. I'll know it's me you're thanking....

Cheers!

It's time to roll up your sleeves and head on down to West Midlands Hospital Radio, because Andrew Wolfman (me!) is giving blood a bad name.

We're plunging the needle deep into an armful of red hot hits, putting the punk in arterial puncture, and the disco into…. Discoing to hurt a little bit…. Is that a good joke? (Honestly, I can’t tell any more).

We’ve got a great show HONESTLY, WE HAVE. A sticky pool of pumping pop thumpers for every kind of blood type. A, B, AB… even, and I apologise for this little bit of Type O Negative…. PLUS! One genuinely good joke! Jingles! A massive rave up! A surprisingly heartfelt tribute to Discharge!

Gather up your hot towels and remember your breathing, the 'From Here to Maternity' episode of West Midlands Hospital Radio - the nation's number one surgically spirited indie rock podcast - is here.

This week at St Vincent’s we're saying Mama! OOOoOOOOoOO as we bring you metal mothers, pregnant pauses, and a little bit of baby love. We’re going to have the biggest, slightly complicated Labour party since Jeremy Corbyn agreed to DJ that kid’s bar mitzvah… (Really not sure about that joke).

Expect Hits! Misses! Chat! Laffs! Now incorporating West Midlands Hospital Radio Smooth!

Hey! The latest episode of West Midlands Hospital Radio is here. And it is pure sauce.

This week, in spite of public demand we break out of the broom cupboard, haul down our underthings and head south for the sexual health centre. Welcome, unexpectedly early, to the season finale of my radio career.

What can you expect? Well, we’ve got more forgotten songs, more massive name dropping, and more drippy, droopy utterly grotty jesus Christ I can’t un-see it sex bombs than the new Moby autobiography. There's ethereal venereal chillwave, a planned parenthood pop punk party and…. yes a little bit of Johnny B Goode.

This being sexual health week, you can expect some strong language and a lot of material intended for more mature audiences… but, you know, also ‘My Nuts’ by the Fat Boys. Wait! Come back!

The thrill-a-minute 3rd episode of West Midlands Hospital Radio, the nation’s top medically themed indie rock podcast is here. The only show that knows the quickest way to your heart is a unilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

This week we career down to the cardio wing for 2hrs of serious heartcore. We’ve got pulsating punk jams, pumping pop songs, big beating bangers that’ll take your breath away quicker than a pulmonary embolism. We’ve got full hearts, broken hearts, bleeding hearts & the band Heart. Essentially, for 120 mins we are Heart fm. Except slightly less depressing. It’s marginal, but at least you’re not stuck in a taxi, already hungover, choking on the fug of Febreeze and the sound of Simply Red.

If you’d like to get in touch, send your requests to [email protected], visit wolfmania.org or follow us around on Instagram @andrew_wolfpack or on Twitter @andrewWM - or, you know, just shove a note under the door on your way to the canteen.

The thrill-a-minute 3rd episode of West Midlands Hospital Radio, the nation’s top medically themed indie rock podcast is here. The only show that knows the quickest way to your heart is a unilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

This week we career down to the cardio wing for 2hrs of serious heartcore. We’ve got pulsating punk jams, pumping pop songs, big beating bangers that’ll take your breath away quicker than a pulmonary embolism. We’ve got full hearts, broken hearts, bleeding hearts & the band Heart. Essentially, for 120 mins we are Heart fm. Except slightly less depressing. It’s marginal, but at least you’re not stuck in a taxi, already hungover, choking on the fug of Febreeze and the sound of Simply Red.

If you’d like to get in touch, send your requests to [email protected], visit wolfmania.org or follow us around on Instagram @andrew_wolfpack or on Twitter @andrewWM - or, you know, just shove a note under the door on your way to the canteen.

Lock up your medicine cabinets, the sensational second episode of West Midlands Hospital Radio is here!

This week we dispense with the pleasantries, pump up the Valium, and pray that the drugs do work as we pick up prescription hits from all four corners of the rock and roll pharmacy. We've got more than enough high times, drug songs and mind-expanding sing-alongs to take the edge off the hurt for a couple of hours.

Your host Andrew Wolfman (me!) just says yes to music from Black Sabbath, Hüsker Dü, Huey Lewis (and the News!) plus, this being drug week, there's a proper tops-off, hands-aloft mega rave. (Don't worry, we'll warn you when the tops-off mega rave starts).

Also, there are some reasonably funny jokes.

Parental warnings: Strong drug references throughout, plus after 43m I call Ted Nugent "a twat". At 55m the band Drug Church really let rip and at 1h 54m there is some talk of the ITV4 TV show 'Tattoo Wankers'. On the plus side, if you stick around to the very end, there is a very funny joke about a horse that kids are just going to love.