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 Long story short- Cap's the real villain and we'll all be glad when he's gone.

https://archive.org/download/19thehughrebellion/19%20The%20Hugh%20Rebellion.mp3

Crazy Eddie... he really WAS crazy.

https://archive.org/download/200209thewikipediarabbithole/200209%20The%20Wikipedia%20Rabbit%20Hole.mp3

 This podcast is now an exclusively Hugh-focused podcast. If you people can't sleep at night knowing this, well sorry, better buckle up. This is the future, freakazoids. Also, a simple bus ride becomes a Dirty Harry movie when we least expect it. So that's fun. Oh, by the way, Todd is criminally underused in this section. Coulda been wearing the cougar costume the whole time is all I'm saying.

https://archive.org/download/18arandombushijacking/18%20A%20Random%20Bus%20Hijacking.mp3

Whatever happened to Charlie Cheese...

https://archive.org/download/200202raisingourbrandawareness/200202%20Raising%20Our%20Brand%20Awareness.mp3

 Our current book, Schooled by Gordon Korman, features a protagonist who is a harmless little baby kitten who's just as innocent as the driven snow... but he's about to come face to face with the one-man force of nature known as Todd Terrific (aka The Cougar, aka Zach, aka A Living Legend Among Mere Mortals). Can our hero withstand the big brained master plan of... being lightly antagonized?! Find out as we read through our latest tale of nonsensical teen drama!

https://archive.org/download/17theyearoftodd/17%20The%20Year%20of%20Todd.mp3

 Have you ever been to the Rez? It's sooooo exotic. Anyway, welcome to the final part of Let it Snow, "The Patron Saint of Pigs" by Lauren Myracle, also known as "Testing the Audience's Patience." If you're really into listening to teen drama and just hanging around watching someone's shift at work you'll love this story. Also, we're promised pig antics but may end up disappointed. Merry Christmas, and may 2020 bring us at least 80% less John Green books!

https://archive.org/download/16starbucksscoffing/16%20Starbucks%20Scoffing.mp3

 Alternate title: It's A Sad Sad Sad Sad World...

How is it that John Green's work succeeds in only depressing/boring his readers and painting an ever darker picture of a damaged lonely little man? We'll have to answer that later, as we're too busy racing to the local Waffle House through the snow because, uh, there's cheerleaders there or something. Look, the motivation's pretty thin but at least our main characters will fall in love or whatever at the end. Merry Christmas I guess. Oh, and have we mentioned yet that cheerleaders are the scum of the earth? Because it's very important that you get that message drilled into your head.

https://archive.org/download/15thegreatwafflehouserace/15%20The%20Great%20Waffle%20House%20Race.mp3

 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the book, John Green decided to start writing under a pen name...

Yes, we're reading through the book "Let it Snow" this holiday season, wherein John and two other authors who sound suspiciously like John have crafted a tale of... something. If the first story in this trio of romantic comedies is anything to go by, it's a very creepy something indeed. So prepare your Flobie Christmas Village, bring along your strange mom, and get ready to rant through clenched teeth about those despicable Waffle House cheerleaders, this is "Let it Snow!"

https://archive.org/download/14acreepychristmastale/14%20A%20Creepy%20Christmas%20Tale.mp3

We recorded this around Thanksgiving but it wasn't interesting so I never uploaded it. But here it is anyway.

https://archive.org/download/191128testingtheaudiencespatience/191128%20Testing%20the%20Audience%27s%20Patience.mp3

The tension mounts as we wonder whether Jake will be stuck in an airport for Thanksgiving...https://archive.org/download/191124stormsabrewin/191124%20Storm%27s%20A-Brewin%27.mp3