In an historic move, series two begins with a new person in the WGNI studio.

Ben and Nick share bodily warmth with the living legend that is Adam Jenkins.

Adam regrets knowing us.

[Originally broadcast 22/10/2010]

Ben and Nick approach the end of everything with despair and terror. Then, something happens that makes it all better.

Or does it??

Ben & Nick are leaving,

On that midnight train to Norfolk,

And they're goin' back

To a damper place and time.

And I'll be with them

On that midnight train to Norfolk,

I'd rather live in their world

Than live without them in mine.

Ben and Nick hope you love them. And please don't die.

Goodnight.

Ben has returned from Norfolk to join Nick in creating beauty for your ears.

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we say, beauty is in the ears - and you can "be-holding" us any way you like...

Ben and Nick are the loveliest idiots this side of a place with lovlier idiots.

They talk and talk and talk, and never prepare what they're going to say. They do exactly what it says on the tin.

The question is where did they get a tin that says "Ben and Nick talk and talk and talk and never prepare what they're going to say" anyway?

Ben and Nick have an uncanny and at times breathtaking ability to extemporise with alarming perspicuity on the particular zeitgeist.

They also tell knob gags.

Ben and Nick are now world-renowned for their deep and meaningful. Universal lauded as two of the countries brightest.

Here are things they say to each other, in the privacy of their own internet…

The fifth installment of Ben and Nick, saying words. Topics include driving, cereal, and the secret to a happy life.

Listen to it and you will have a Happy Life*.

*happy life not guaranteed.

The fourth installment of what goes on between the ears of Ben & Nick is ready for the world to hear. Listen to it. Go on. Please.