WeWeWednesdays - Upside Down MeMe

WeWe is MeMe upside down. WeWeWednesdays are weird wild wacky wonderful Wednesdays where we cover all kinds of news on the comedy podcast.

This week we cover:

-From USAToday but not today “Postmaster General Louis DeJoy: 'I'll submit that I know very little about postage stamps'

Now I’m sure this is something political but I didn’t actually read the article, nor care, but this highlights something I’ve been saying for a long time and if you’re a regular listener you're probably sick of hearing it every week but as I say stamp collectors make good CEO’s and companies should only hire leaders based on their stamp collection.

-Now to something a little more sexy than stamps, from NyDailyNews: Mother, adult son charged with incest after his wife catches them having sex

-From NYPost: Ohio woman calls cops to probe penis-shaped meat from store

-From Reporter.am: Scientists rename human genes to stop Microsoft Excel from misreading them as dates

-From Pendect: Brazilian supermarket covers a deceased worker's body with umbrellas to keep store open

-Lets finish on something to get the mind racing from dailymail: Va va Zoom! Government boss is caught having SEX with his secretary after accidentally joining Zoom meeting with his colleagues in the Philippines

WeWe is meme upside down. We cover the weird wild wacky wonderful news from around the world on the WeWeWednesdays Comedy Podcast.

We start with an update on last weeks episode leads to an epic question about my ass surgery-not a joke but it we can still joke about it.

We cover this from NYPOST: ‘Erotic weight gainer’ eats 10,000 calories per day for fans. So much for people like me who've been given horrible weight loss advice my whole life, clearly eating 10 full meals a day is what is actually holding me back from success, being healthy would make me unsuccessful.

We move to something more sexy: From Ladbible: Coronavirus Outbreak In Spanish Brothel As Eight Workers Test Positive

Which creates a fun discussion to have with the wife or family in general. When you kill grandma from giving her coronavirus, then the rest of your family asks where you got it, the 5pm anal special probably wont seem the same value to your wife.

What if, lets say you didn’t go get a rusty trombone at lunch time at work, but your friend did, he gives it to you and now you gotta explain it and when you say asking for a friend you legitimately mean it but no one believes you.

What if your coworker got the rustry trombone and you’re a woman who works in a secretive job so now your family who already had suspicions about why you have so much money on a basic job, but really you just deal drugs on the side but now they think you’re a hooker.

These are the real problems of covid that the mainstream media, fake news, wont cover.

That’s not the only thing they are covering up, from News.com.au: Qantas responds after conspiracy theorists link company linked with ‘Illuminati’

For some reason the article is misspelt which only leads to suggest this conspiracy might be true?

But more importantly are we supposed to believe that the worlds richest people who are leaders of a secret society playing mind games with the average person, fly commercial, probably in the fancy seats of premium economy??

We know private jets exist. Total lunatics with a lot of money fly them, people who aren’t the richest still fly them and you an airline has to actually say they do not fly the super secret most powerful people in the world?

We then learn weird information about my face, which conjoined with another wacky story, finally we start the hottest new trend on TikTok. Even though I am too sexy to be on TikTok so I don't have it, if I did, then I'd dominate TikTok.

And more.

WeWe is meme upside down. Wednesday is a day of the week, hump day if you will, for some reason usually not the day the show is recorded or released but that's what we aim for. WeWeWednesdays is a comedy podcast covering weird, wild, wacky, wonderful news stories.

On this weeks podcast:

We’re going to start off fancy, this is from ladbible: Man Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Chickens While Wife Filmed It

This is from ladbible: Mum Shares Beach Hack For Removing Stubborn Sand From Your Skin

I’ve discovered that semen works well for rejuvenating the skin from getting dry, so bring a bottle of jizz to the beach or suck someone off but don’t swallow, dribble it onto your skin.

Again from ladbible, time person of the year has been found: Person Tries Putting Bank Notes In Washing Machine To Remove Coronavirus Traces

From sportsbible: The Incredible Moment Snooker Player Stuck His Middle Finger Up At The White Ball

From Reddit: What's the worst sex ed advice you received at school?

TIFU by eating cat food.

and more.

Yes the song Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond. And that is why an Irish pub has taken a wise decision to ban it.

On this episode of WeWeWednesdays - Upside Down MeMe.

Here in Victoria we have the extreme lockdown, you can't go more than 5 kms from your house but you can have sex with an intimate partner and go visit them if they are further than that, but you cant visit grandmother if she is, unless of course she is your intimate partner, which implies the Victorian government is in fact promoting incest?

Anyway based on this I was very surprised to get an email from booking.com “James, 3 days left to plan your weekend trip”

Unique recommendations in Australia, just for you such as: Sydney and Ringwood.

From Reddit: "TIFU by nearly burning my house down jacking off"

A story which can be summarised as "TL;DR I nearly burned my house down by trying to heat up a pocket pussy in the microwave."

From Reddit: "What was the most awkward interaction you have ever had with your crush?"

From channel 9: Drugs plane bound for Australia was so packed with cocaine it was too heavy to take off, police say

The plane, allegedly packed with $80 million worth of the illegal drug, was trying to fly from Papua New Guinea to Queensland when it crashed on take-off last week.

It allegedly had 500 kilograms of drugs on board - about the same weight as a horse - when it tried to take off from a remote airstrip near Port Moresby.

What kind of shitty plane was this that it couldn’t carry 500kgs, that’s only like 4-7 people without luggage.

This is absolutely ridiculous from the UK; from BBC Coronavirus: Pubs 'may need to shut' to allow schools to reopen

In what planet is a childs education more important than a beer?

Then these kids with their education turn into spoiled brats like the following story:

Also from BBC Mattishall boy 'polices' speeders with 'a stern look'

and more.

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On this episode of WeWeWednesday's, recorded on a Wednesday however not published on a Wednesday, WeWe is meme upside down and I'll be covering weird, wild, wacky, wonderful news that is new to me-it may not be new news but its new to me.

This week I'm covering:

From Ladbible: Student Begs To Retake Test After Meatball Falls Onto Keyboard And Logs Her Out

Which just sounds like the perfect start of a porno, I mean someone out there better have licensed the rights to this to make it into a porno.

Anyway she ended up retaking it and doing better, the professor let her, which I think is the problem with all this, professors are getting weak and letting this type of behaviour happen and not demanding proof or making them earn extra credit after class.

Which leads to our next story, from Pedestrian, Sexually Transmitted Debt Is Actually A Very Real Thing, So Here’s How To Avoid It.

“When things start to get a little more serious, you might join forces on a Spotify account because you’re ~basically~ the same person now, or you might get a little slacker in keeping up whose turn it is to shout dinner.”

"Reaching out to your bank, a financial adviser, or seeking independent legal advice before taking out a loan, starting a joint account or even if you’re a little suspicious about how your partner is handling money, it is always a safe option to instil a sense of confidence in your financial decision making."

My last serious relationship, I brought in a lawyer because I was concerned, she wanted to buy a house together and take out a loan, which was fine but the relationship had started to change at that point. You know, I'm fine for taking out a loan when you earn nothing and I have to pay it, but only if we get to do kinky stuff in return you know, which our lawyer had to formalise.

If you're not a lawyer and want a different career path, this comes from Backstage, "Trying to Book a Modeling Job? Do NOT Do These 6 Things", the 6 things that are holding me back from being a model.

From Someecards: "17 tattoo artists and enthusiasts share the worst examples of botched ink."

From Reddit: "What's the most awkward thing you've done while having sex?"

Finally, last week I called for a fappening of Ghislane Maxwell, to expose her nudes, not nudes of others though!! And you the audience did not disappoint, from NY Daily News:

Evidence in Ghislaine Maxwell case includes ‘nude, partially nude, or otherwise sexualized images’: court filing

and little bit more.

I don't mean to alarm you but squirrels now have the Bubonic plague but its ok because the Queen is resourceful and can show us the way forward.

This is episode 1 of WeWeWednesdays, unfortunately for now not recorded on a Wednesday. I wanted to name it weird wild wacky wednesday's but someone already did that, so I flipped MEME upside down and made it wewe wednesday. On the show I'll be covering the wacky weird and wild news with a unique look on this wild crazy comedy podcast. Get involved in the comments and lets have a wild one.

On episode one we will learn:

-Why we are covering our phones in tinfoil.

-How Ghislaine Maxwell is being railroaded, finally someone is going to standup for her. If all she had to do to avoid detection is use tinfoil on her phone, why didn't Jeffrey Epstein do the same? Clearly shes poor too despite what the government says.

-IBM job ad calls for 12 years’ experience with Kubernetes – which is six years old.

-How lazy fetus's are holding back the economy.

-Turkmenistan doesn't have coronavirus, but they do have a dust problem.

-We talk about the biggest victim of Coronavirus; The Queen is showing us all how its done and getting resourceful.

-Queen Elizabeth II sells gin made from leaves found at Buckingham Palace after tourist revenues crash.

-Squirrel's have the Bubonic Plague.

-English pub owner installs electric fence to keep customers at a safe distance

-Chicago is sending out the bat signal for the census Cowboy.

-NZ spent $500k on a basic slide outside parliament

-Botswana is throwing raves for elephants and the article found someone who openly admitted to flashing elephants.

-Niagara Falls Strip Club is opening without strippers.

and more.

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