What a Weird Week

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Let's face it, WE are the WRONG people to judge weirdness, but HERE are some weirder Christmas traditions from around the world.

*Note that some of these are PG13 because: scary!

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There are a million Gift Ideas at this LINK. Some include:

1) "Donut Hole ceramic coffee mug holds up to 16-ounces of your favorite beverage (hello coffee!) and even has a space to hold your donut all at the same time!"

2) "Bad Girls Throughout History’ looks at 100 bad-a$$ women who totally changed the world we live in."

3) the Famous Whiskey Wedge Glass... half the glass holds whiskey and half the glass is ice.

4) Mr. Rogers bobble head

5) microwave smores maker

6) hilarious wine glasses

7) cards against humanity

8) cheeseboard

9) the 2020 bubble wrap wall calendar! it's awesome

a few kids ones...

10) color your own dang pillowcase

11) baby shark fingerling

12) Hatchimals

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If you're going to a parade, or going to be in a parade this Santa Parade Season©, here are some Parade Facts that'll make you the coolest person in the car!! (more: https://www.scottyandtony.com/2019/11/weekend-review-nov-23-2019-santa-parade.html)

Trending Moments Digest TMD Podcast with Scotty and Tony Shownotes/subscribe at Podcast.ScottyandTony.com

#FriendsReunion #OprahsFavoriteThings #Wine #WorldRecord #GiantTaco #Podcast #TMDpodcast

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Get people to do stuff through the amazing mind-control trick! The trick is... being nice. (Not gonna lie, I was a little disappointed.)

If you want someone to do you a favor, ask them then say "It's OK if you say no." Here's the research: https://didyouknowfacts.com/4-little-words-that-experts-say-can-double-your-chances-of-getting-what-you-want-from-someone/

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Oprah's List of "Favorite Things" 2019:

Includes a $900 Espresso Machine, a $35 Bottle of Hot Sauce, and this massager that I thought was a Fanny Pack. I was like: "A $200 Fanny Pack? What-the-Hey!?"

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Your 2019 National Toy Hall of Fame inductees are Matchbox Cars, Magic: The Gathering Cards, and Coloring Books.

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Trending this week: A Waffle House Restaurant only had one employee to cover EVERYTHING because someone messed up the schedule. When customers realized that there was only one person working, they offered to help him out. Heartwarming story from a Waffle House!!

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That time an acting teacher told Adam Sandler to quit acting... after proving the teacher wrong, Sandler stayed classy. Oh yeah, and the whole story gets told by one of Sandler's acting friends, Brad Pitt!

{...Pitt continues. "This is why it's my favorite Adam Sandler story, and I think it says a lot about you. That you ran into him at your height, when you're getting the ultimate payday, and you're with a bunch of friends, out at a bar. Anyone would think that's the opportunity where you rub it in his face. And reportedly, what you did was you introduced him to your friends, and you said: 'This is the only teacher to ever buy me a beer.' True?"

"Yeah," Sandler answers.}

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What role a kid plays in the Nativity Play at the Sunday School concert might be an indicator of future success. It's a pretty wild read: https://www.itv.com/goodmorningbritain/news/school-nativity-role-job-prediction

Pro Tip: if given the choice, play the Ox maybe.

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This week a Cat scored a touchdown.

New survey says our number one priority is FAMILY... then number 2 on the list is GETTING SOME DAMN SLEEP!

Creepy robot to replace you at staff meetings: "Bob, you've hardly said a word today... we love the new you!"

When you go over to someone's house for coffee, bring your own milk... because there's a good chance that they've had their milk is contaminated with what I call Backwasheriosis©

Fact: Almost everybody who goes to the Louvre Museum in Paris is there to see DaVinci's Mona Lisa.

Why are people getting mysterious old text message?

Peanut Butter Cups forevah!!

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-This is time change weekend. Clocks fall back an hour Saturday night/ early Sunday so we get an extra hour of sleep to do whatever we want! *BTW, BC wants to get rid of clock-changing. If they ever get rid of the extra hour of sleep, we reserve the right to be an hour late for work a handful of times a year. Deal? Deal. *Suggestions for what to do with your extra hour this Sunday: 1) Plan a casino heist 2) Do the casino heist you planned last year on time-change day 3) Bake something that takes an hour (we recommend half-cooked lasagna.) 4) Break the record for most ice cream eaten in one hour. This one's not gonna be easy but we believe in you! *Please remember to put new batteries in your smoke detector!

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-This Week in Junk-that-is-really-Treasure: A lady in France had an old painting in her kitchen for years. She had it for so long she cant even remember where it came from. The lady wanted to sell some stuff she owned so an auctioneer came over to see if she had anything worth selling. He saw the painting and was like "this could be something..." It sold last weekend for 26.8 million!  

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-This Week in Fat Cats: Cinderblock the cat got trending this week because Cinderblock weighs 25 pounds and hates exercise. They are trying to get Cinderblock to work out and it has been a struggle. It's a relatable struggle that many of us have. Right now, they're trying to get the cat to do some water treadmill work, so that's probably also an issue- Cinderblock already hates exercise- why make Cinderblock get in water!? *Other things that weigh 25 pounds: an average 2 yr old, a small dog, 10 ft metal chain, a 19 inch flat screen TV.

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-World series Beer fan takes home run ball to the gut to preserve integrity of the two beers he's holding at the time:

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-Halloween Costume Mishap:

The other day a college student got into a car accident. They were dressed like Carrie for Halloween- so she was covered in fake blood. The paramedics who responded to the accident scene thought she didn't make it. Yikes!

The Trending Moments Digest TMD Podcast this week is about what's trending with Halloween 2019  Shownotes: https://podcast.scottyandtony.com/

The Haunted Baby Crib

Scary World Records

The Chiquita Banana Man 

Scary Movies on Netflix

13% of us believe in vampires?

Easy Costume Ideas

Terrible Costume Ideas

Did you see the Haunted Car Wash!?

Halloween Onslaught Map

#Halloweek #BestCostumes #WorstCostumes #Ghosts #ScaryNetflix #TomSpanx #ScaryWorldRecords

Trending Moments Digest TMD Podcast with Scotty and Tony Shownotes:

-Trending: a guy invented this thing that syncs your windshield wipers to the music you're playing. So, If you're listening to slow songs, expect poor visibility in storm conditions. If it's raining hard you're gonna want something fast.

(https://boingboing.net/2019/10/11/inventor-figures-out-how-to-sy.html) 

-Q: What practical joke should you pull at your funeral? 

A: Not this. Before he passed away this Irish grandfather prerecorded this thing where it sounds like he's in the coffin trying to get out.

(*Link has Swears* https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/video-news/irish-granddad-pulls-prank-at-own-funeral-with-voice-from-the-coffin-38596865.html)

-This Week in Rage: The video of a little kid who attacked a Halloween display that scared him... The kid goes from scared of a spider to Full Terminator Mode©. Mom has to drag him away from the mechanical spider. I think the parents thought it was funny at first, that's why they filmed it, then they realized their little gaffer was gonna destroy this display and possibly a few more, so they hustled him away. (Podcast.scottyandtony.com)

-Locksmiths in Scotland got trending this week because they got locked out of their own store and someone put a photo of it online. That's a bad day when that happens. Other scenarios that would be bad: When the Fire Dept catches on fire, When the Health Guru has a heart attack, When that Chicken Restaurant in the States got caught going to another restaurant for fried chicken... 

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-Know anyone planning a trip South? There's a new Airplane Etiquette survey: 

*Is it okay to stand right next to the gate before your group gets called to board? 74% said no. 

*Is it okay to say hi to the person next to you when you sit down? 89% said yes. 

*Asking a stranger to switch seats, so you can sit with someone? 81% said it's fine. 

*Is it okay to recline your seat? 40% said no. 

*Waking someone up if they fall asleep on your shoulder. 15% said they'd just let the person sleep. 

*Clapping when the plane touches down? 84% said don't do it. 

*Also unacceptable: grabbing the bag from the seat pocket and pretending to throw up loudly, removing your pants so they don't crease, being a weirdo. (https://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/plane-etiquette) 

-This Week in Mooning Pumpkin Butt Halloween decoration censorship: a guy in the States made the news because his pumpkin bum display was too much for the home owners association in his neighborhood.

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