A lot of decisions were made this week. Ric decided that he’d make a great cult leader, Sawyer decided that all ghost sightings are garbage, and Carly decided that she’s probably a medium.

This week, Sawyer reveals that he can hear his bones talking to him, Ric is swindled by some vape shop boys, and Carly talks about her sinus holes and inherited witch elbows. We also worry about becoming the old people who hold cell phones with two hands.

Carly worries about unsecured loads, Ric gets exasperated, and Sawyer ruins his favorite pair of shorts. Also, radio bikes, red pickup trucks, and Tulsa, Oklahoma.

This episode sure is a doozie. It’s not like any of the other episodes you’re going to hear, probably. We don’t know. Sawyer talks about how he’s rich and good-looking and isn’t afraid of prison, Ric regales us with a tragic tale of innocence lost, and Carly smashes her face on a piano bench.