What Could Go Wrong.

The year: 3040

The earth: a desolate wasteland

The last surviving human crawls towards the final hope of mankind, a cryptochamber known to house what one can only assume is a rare relic from a time long forgotten. A beacon of hope.

With his final breath, he opens the chamber. Dry ice pours out, then clears. Sitting there - the last remaining artifact of humanity.

Mel's double chin and Storm's lower butt cheeks.

He dies with a smile on his face, knowing that they must have looked hot at their funerals.

This week Storm and Mel travel to the town of Morley WA on the wings of a Groupon and get their fat frozen, What Could Go Wrong?

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The three links at the bottom of the page (can you say overkill) make out that Melbourne man "Sven Pelman" WHO WON'T RESPOND TO ME ON FACEBOOK is some kind of National Hero because he finished 'The Monster' at the Singleton Bakery.

But riddle me this, Sven Pelman if that even is your name - have you got your Cert 1 in stage combat ? Oh weird, we have.

Join us on the grossest degustation menu Perth has to offer as we tackle Mandurah's finest dining experience, a 2.5kg donut.

What could go wrong?

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/wa/sven-pelman-smashes-3-kg-doughnut-in-10-minutes-ng-32575a03580a2cba3e4e92962eafbd74

https://www.coastlive.com.au/news/local-news/watch-man-smashes-singleton-bakery-3kg-monster-doughnut-challenge/

https://thewest.com.au/news/wa/sweet-success-man-crushes-monster-3kg-doughnut-eating-challenge-in-perth-ng-b88437847z

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The way we see it, everyone has two options.

Option 1) Succeed in school (eye roll) complete a 3 year Bachelor of science or something (yawn) and then complete a 6 year medical degree (no thank you)

Option Two: Advertise yourself as a Doctor at a festival and give unsolicited / innaccurate advice to a room full of people who are potentially on acid

Despite the obvious perks of being able to administer your own Botox, we choose the 'work smarter, not harder' approach.

Not a single thing we say in this episode is advisable BUT it is done with the purest motive of all - to pay homage to a real Australian icon, Dolly Doctor Melissa Kang.

What Could Go Wrong?

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Gimli son of Gloin once said "Nobody tosses a dwarf". Storm would probably give it a crack anyway, let's be honest. He also gets his beard braided on the luxurious island of Bali (very good price), where this week we venture to attempt a somewhat competitive sport - Axe throwing.

Join us as we get locked in a bikie bar, stranded in Galungan and find out that the sports uniform reqired for ditchin' axes is even grosser than the braces Mel had in high school with lackies the same colour as her basketball uniform.

Rules of Axe throwing are simple.

• No high-fives when holding the axes
• Loser gets an axe tattooed on their ass

You know, sport.

What could go wrong??

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There comes a time in a young girl's life, where she seeks advice from those who have come before her. Her elders. The experts. Us. You're Welcome.

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If you wanna be my lover.....you gotta listen to my Tedtalk on what really happened to Jon Benet Ramsey.

It’s Christmas and yes we have donned our gayest apparel and are ready to pay tribute to the Ghost of Mariah Carey’s past.

 Join us this week in our most dangerous task to date, as we advertise our Detective and Spying services through a low res Gumtree ad. Yes this may be against what you refer to as the ‘law’. We see laws as more of a light moral suggestion, hold the morals.

We’ve always fancied ourselves as Private Dicks. What could go wrong?

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After a lifetime of neglected plants and tamagotchis who exist in their own filth, Storm and Mel take the next obvious step for two women in their early to early thirties - virtual motherhood. 

Join us as we tackle late night feeds, work/life balance and severe judgement from people who don’t agree with us taking two newborns to a bar. 

Yes, it’s true we’re ‘glowing’ - but that’s just the Dysport. 

Two babies, 48 hours - What Could Go Wrong

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Almost 550 species of birds have been recorded in The Golden State of Western Australia.

According to South African immigrant Storm, they are all brown. Hawk-ward.

Enlisting the help of BIRDMAN (our second Jon Hamm of the Season) we venture into the bush to complete the Whirlwind 30. Sans food or water, because BIRDMAN is a mix between a an aggressive cross-fit trainer and a very attractive pond herron, we learn the difference between a Crippler and a Plastic.

Twitch your way into this adventure as we spot everything from a Common Bronzewing to Jennifer Lawrence in Mockingjay.

Don't Swallow - you'll get Chirpies.

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Being a feminist is great, but have you ever succumbed to the ancient ways of being pressured to cleanse your Miss V in an unnecessary and confusing ceremony? 

This week Storm and Mel meet the Crocodile of Seminyak and try a traditional Vulva Fogging known as a Rattus Vagina.

Special guest stars Renly Baratheon, Stanley Ipkis, Emma Stone and Jonah Hill join us as we discover what it really means to turn your ticking time bomb of womanhood into a ripe, non-fatal papaya.

I mean really, what could go wrong

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This week we try the ancient Amazonian "ordeal medicine" of Kambo.

What could go wrong?

Could the Kambo practitioner be as hot as Jon Hamm? He was.

Could we somehow become incredibly agile hunters? No.

Would we then have to vomit for hours into (fresh) 85c Bunnings Bucket. Time will tell.

Each week we will review another experience so you don't have to. Stay tuned for next week's episode...."Surprisingly Ginger", where we get Rattus Vaginas.

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