This week is a little different, but nobody tells us where to stand! In this malarkey-free ep, we (Julia) dive headfirst into the MA senate primary taking place with Joe Kennedy III inexplicably challenging lifelong progressive Ed Markey. After shouting about the DNC for a bit, this podcast shells out its first-ever endorsement for the Green New Daddy himself!

Matt sighs existentially throughout this discourse laden episode of "What Do We Know?" What begins as an account of our dreams ultimately becomes an expression of our dream to pitch concepts for car commercials.

This week we unpack our baggage about both wheeled transportation and Taylor Swift. Spoiler alert: they're both queer...or are they? We go on to solve gender, the Civil War, and the art versus artist debate. Follow along with our special edition "What Do We Know? Bingo"!

Je suis prêt...everybody! We come out of the gates running on this episode, which may (apparently) be our last. Matt confessions his dislike of snakes and we invent a new game that will make you "fun" at "parties" if we ever get to have those again. From porn to politics, from new cover art to fun merch ideas, from Joe to McKenna, this podcast has it all!

This episode has everything: Sofia meows at the door while Julia talks herself down a liberal arts rabbit hole, Matt reveals he's begun the herculean task of cataloguing every film he's ever seen over the course of his indiscernible amount of time spent on this planet, and we slowly lose all language faculty in this God-forsaken humidity.

Welcome back...to the PODCAST everybody! We are back and, for the first time ever, we are outside. Join us as we dust off the afterimages of our sparkling podcast of yore and attempt to think of any single thing that has happened in our lives recently. Follow along as we construct a trail of barely related topics such as: Lana del Rey, top-half women, and a whole lot vocal fry.

"How do you form a word?!" exclaimed Matt, as we attempt to draft this episode's description. We're still in the thick of it here, folx! The historians will look to this podcast as they chronicle the inspiring and harrowing details of Podcasts in the Time of Corona.

"I've done worse work," he concludes.

High off of their social distance trivia night win, Matt and Julia try to talk about anything other than pandemic pandemonium. Ever wondered the difference between an orgy and group sex? Look no further than this dynamic duo's delightful discourse as they untangle this semantic chaos via extraterrestrial analogies. This episode is dedicated to our biggest fan and favorite soon-to-be ex-ex-pat, McKenna!

Live from the [REDACTED] quarantine, Matt and Julia employ their remaining brain cell to explore such glamorous topics as foot hygiene, contaminated wine, and the etymology of "sandwich." Julia runs us through her forthcoming, exhaustive, and definitive list of the best films (in no particular order).

As we've been safely quarantined in Julia's apartment with a sufficient stash of brownies, COVID-19 has yet to infect the pod (no relation to Love Is Blind). Julia is just straight up mad at everyone and Matt is characteristically impassive (submissive?). Join us as we unpack the difference between words that we don't fully understand and openly start a beef (dialogue?) with every New York-based journalism outlet.