Joe Pesci pukes on the floor. We ponder the logistics of trying to fellate Michelangelo's David. Our eagerness to bust our stimulus packages into the economy is briefly explored before we dive into our sad history of virginity loss.

The fellas commiserate about their shared history of bad things happening to their no no zones.  A little later on its discovered that one of them once had a bum so itchy it required medical intervention. 

The boys talk about hating their names, dating the elderly, extreme weight loss strategies, and violent mayors. 

We thought we needed to clap at the beginning to synch the audio with the video in post but we decided we don't want to do a post. Nor did we bother to edit out the clapping. Enjoy. First episode of 736.