Ari makes his triumphant return with the conclusion of TGINovemtoberspooktacular! And the season eight finale!

Jon's animatronic cat, ASMR, jaw guys, and pay phones are also discussed.

Guest star Kelley and our hosts watch a reality show in a fake town where real kids build a fake nation! Poor Jimmy.

Half-burnt DVDs and 3:10 to Yuma are also discussed.

Spooktacular mid-October to sometime in November continues with the cult classic Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Girl power!

Penn & Teller, Phil Helmuth, 24, Tru Calling, Raw Reality, Sprung Monkey, fighting jeans, and Mount Mazama are also discussed.

As part of our October theme of self-torture, we entered the Octagon again to fight Ryan "Rubber Man" Murphy! There's red devil boys and green meanies.

Tony Danza's motorcycle skills, Brock Holt, Jeff Bagwell, Rod Carew, and neck beards are also discussed.

Minneapolis in the '70s. Shit is about to go down.

Kowabunga man, Ron Burgundy, pocket combs, chain wallets, shag carpet horrors, and couch hiders are also discussed.

Post-Raw, mid-Klumps, pre-Norbit Eddie Murphy teams up with Phil Morris to mash it up for the claymation smash hit — grab a 40 water and listen!

Bull, uncle stories, Phil Knight, clay floating, and Neti Pots are also discussed.

A quiet lane in a peaceful suburb. Or is it?!? A plumber. Or is it?!? A triplet. Or is it?!?

Don Knotts' foyer, Log Lady, steam pipe kitchens, dad plumber skills, neck beards, honey mussy, Snow Dogs, and Vanilla Ice are also discussed.

The father of a broken family moves them into an old haunted mansion to try and make things right, and other terrible decisions.

Dermot Mulroney, Lost numbers, Wilson's horrific face, naked fires, gimp suit jump scares, and corn on macabre are also discussed

They give him a chair that's right by a bear, and he's scared by the bear. Throckmorton! Grandpapa Bangaboo!

With Ari away eating ice cream again, special guest star Kelley joins Jon and Carlos to, finally, watch First and Ten, the HBO sitcom starring OJ Simpson that nobody's ever heard of! The laugh track is confused and shows up late to the party, which is full of planted cocaine and swimming pool balloons. The NFL is working with the mob.  Salvino saves everything. 

 The Lemon Twist, Peter Bonerz, the I-5 killer's flasher football career, flexible chubby fighters, taco speedboats, and Dr. Death are also discussed.