It starts with a train crash, of course. It ends with a series of trim, pomade-smothered, grey-haired white men and a smoke monster. 

In between, cayenne pepper dogs, live long and suture, ficus, the Master Hand, sleepy flute, and 12 angry cats are also discussed.

Our hosts are currently in an underground science laboratory developing edible versions of Gak and Floam. They expect to return, belly's stuffed, by next Tuesday with a brand new episode: The Fugitive!

Until then, please enjoy this classic What Happending episode, when we watched the 90-minute TV pilot movie of Baywatch, and then also Baywatch Hawaii by accident.

It starts with Bill Murray swearing at an electric toothbrush. It ends with soaking. In between, the fartsy turtle, Drop Zone, the Tea Party, Lethal Weapon 2, Robert's Rules of Order, Chick-fil-A, cumberbums, and Patch Adams are also discussed.

It begins with soapy abs. It ends with a jackpot. In between, hoverboards, naked sand lady sculptures, the power stick, Globo Corp, hot zones, and Marty Dollar are also discussed.

It starts with peeping toms. It ends with a mustachioed, spaghetti-pokin' grandma. In between, O'Connelltober, Dilbert feuds, Jack and Jill, Yahoo! Internet Life Magazine, and puppets are also discussed.

It starts with a big metal gin bucket boing-oing. It ends with Honeycutt almost killing himself in an insane motorcycle stunt. 

In between, Bulbasaur, sleepytime TV, modern laugh tracks, Jackie Chan's chest rubbing, and Smocks are also discussed.

Whales and cowboys flood the desert. Only James Caan's shoulders can save us.

Bart Braverman, La Center, Blue Bloods, and Fergie Begley Jr are also discussed. 

Merlin is alive and well, working as a voluptuous auto mechanic in an urban epicenter on the west coast of the United States of America. Relief is just a swallow away, just avoid the miniature pink foam. 

Houdini, Ron Tonkin, banana boards, Yokohama, Angels in the Outfield, troll carls, and Bruce Jenner are also discussed.

Special guest star Melissa provides her expertise on the trials and tribulations at the Ewing ranch, as the family attempts to save enough mud money to buy a Tudor.

Montagoos and Romulons, Lou Pinella, John Ross III, Cliff bars, Tony from Remington Steele, kissing bandits, and George Kennedy are also discussed.

Drake!

Rotary phones, Baldwin brothers, the Kesey family protesting the University of Oregon cutting their wrestling program by parking the Kesey bus outside Mac Court because Ken Kesey was a championship high school wrestler and wrestled on the Oregon team while a student, humanure, and Facerange are also discussed.