The MET Gala is tonight featuring a "Camp" theme, we have Special Guest David talking NBA and Elon Musk's big promise for Tesla. Companies are taking over student loans for college kids, New Segment "This Day In History," and Imperfect Produce is flooding us with veggies.

This week we have special guest Dr. Katy explaining the Maureen Walsh nursing situation, the Avengers Endgame with Thanos (TheraFlu) is coming in hot, more Boy Scout leaders are being outed for sexual harassment, Sri Lanka had a devastating Easter, and Canada and Justin Trudeau is sending all their poopy adult diapers to the Philippines.

Special Guest High Priestess, Notre Dame is ablaze, University of Michigan (Go Blue) man is upset about his lost porn collection, WikiLeaks' leader faces jail, and CRISPR is being used to heal cancer patients. Google You.

Hot dogs are back in a big way propelling Trump to a 2020 victory, Netflix is moving to Sirius XM, Bernie is storing poop in his growing hump, the NHL playoffs have begun, Kim Kardashian has announced that she has planned to take the Bar exam, and the first picture of a black hole is a real bummer.

RIP segment, Burger King manages to be on the show for two straight weeks (heat check BK), the Final Four has arrived with our own Michigan State Spartans, we imagine life without things from Mexico, bad April Fool's jokes, and NBA players cn get fined $35,000 for tweeting two letters.

It was a witch hunt after all, as Trump apparently didn't collude. Measles have struck New York! The World's seeds are in danger, McGregor and Gronkowski are "retiring," and Facebook isn't allowing white nationalist talk anymore.

Elon Musk debuts his newest Tesla with an immature pun, Aunt Becky is struggling to bribe USC into getting her daughter into college, Mama June is busted with a crack pipe, Burger King is revolutionizing how we drink coffee, and Pokemon makes a rare comeback.

Kids are taking the Momo Challenge too seriously, NBA update, Nature is raging through the south, Google is accidentally paying women more than men, Luke Perry star of Riverdale (and that's it) has passed, and there's collusion going on in a West Virginia church. Google you and Google me.

Lots of sexual tensions with Robert Kraft, the Kardashians, and Lady Gaga. Possible presidents are running all over the place, Oscar presents the Oscars, and R Kelly is maybe the worst person ever.

New York Fashion Week, Bill Cosby thinks he's Martin Luther King, El Chapo faces his biggest prison escape challenge yet, Jeff Bezos is on Trump's bad side, special guest and conspiracy theorist Lancey Joe. Happy Valentine's Day and Happy Galentines day if you're into that.