What if Humans Laid Eggs?

This week we are back to full strength to give you another dollop of WiHLE before our SCHEDULED summer break. But don’t worry too much, we have a very unique treat for you next week so do come back to see what it is. In this episode we jam our big ol’ heads together to plan how we might pull off a daring bank heist!

Who would be the gritty getaway driver?, who would be the mysterious man-on-the-inside? Who would be the slinky safecracker? And if you’re thinking we’re just going to rip off the plot to Ocean's Eleven then, well, you’re absolutely right… However, we decided to throw a few of our own clones into the mix to really complicate matters.

This week, due to the unauthorised absence of one Timothy ‘Turkey’ Brewer, Sam and Jack have had to seriously scramble around to search high and low for some emergency content; in the attic, under the sofa cushions, behind the bed, in that mysteriously sticky nether zone between the handbrake and the plastic console that holds the handbrake… but by [insert deity here] they might just have pulled it off! Against all odds they have managed to find some premium content for all your earballs to feast on.

Another hellish parallel universe episode!!! How depressing and terrifying would it be to live on a planet where you are forced to exist with the constant and all-consuming fear that at any point in the year, for one day only, as soon as the clocks strike midnight gravity inverts itself and you wake up face-down on your ceiling, with all of your stuff smashed to bits around you - also on your ceiling.

I bet you have a million questions right now, such as: What the fuck would happen to you if you were unfortunate enough to be outside when this happens? Well have a listen and find out! - Although, i’ll give you a hint: it ain’t good.

Imagine a world where the only way to live is to Rock and to Roll. Imagine what it felt like to be an old-school Rockstar. Imagine wearing a leotard and competing in athletic dance competitions - wait! what?

This week the WiHLE boys discuss what it would mean to live on planet ‘Rock and Roll’ [insert guitar riff here] as well as discovering our new favourite confederation; the infamous WRRC. Link to picture: https://wrrc.dance/wrrc/about-wrrc/

Back at ya with another half hour of nonsense - this week we take the humble vegetable and transform it into a horrific human sized beast. There is surely only one question which can then be asked, can you defeat it in hand to hand combat?

If you've got some excellent themed drivel you think might make for interesting discussion, please by all means email us with it at [email protected]!

Hello everyone, we're back after an accidental mid season break! The WiHLE boys have been on tour, to Amsterdam of all places and to mark the occasion we thought we'd record a good old three question special. Enjoy heated discussions about doors, wheels and Jack running half marathons.

If you've got some juicy questions just burning a hole in your brain, feel free to email them to us at [email protected]

Damn, I shoulda never smoked that shit, now I’m in the Mos Eisley Cantina. In classic Tim form he throws the boys down a truly unsettling, reality-bending rabbit hole with his question. What would you do if you opened a random door to the Mos Eisley Cantina? Go in for a drink, or run away in existential terror?

Do you know what would be a great idea? Emailing us at What If Humans Laid Eggs with some truly rAnDoM shit! Send your emails in to [email protected]. Go on, what are you waiting for? DO IT!

We are joined this week by a very special guest, a former TACK alumni, a certified friend-of-the-pod, the Bronze Bomber himself: Mr Sean McDonnell. He revives his role as Film Correspondent, and sets Jack on a tirade against a very peculiar film.

Have you got anything overly specific and not particularly noteworthy you'd like us to discuss? Email us at [email protected] and we will discuss it!

This is a topic that is close to our hearts over here at WiHLE HQ, and we’ve decided that enough is enough; we must resolve this issue once and for all. How the heck do we tell future humans, long after we’re dead, NOT to go near all of our old buried nuclear waste? Our solution may surprise you.

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This week the boys take a long overdue dip into the thousands of listener emails we receive every month. We’ve waded through all the hate mail and death threats to select three of the best emails to discuss on the show!

If you'd like to email us some waffle, please send your emails to [email protected]