What have you missed the last couple of months? We really want to know. And we're really going to tell you. From assigning a letter grade to our year to giving up birthday celebrations to becoming unreachable…we've done it all. Can you think of a better way to spend NYE than with your favorite duo?

We often joke about what will become of us after we cease to grace the earth with our gorgeous bodies, infectious laughter, and glowing personalities, so it's finally time to put pen to paper and finalize the fine details. In the event of the worst-case scenario, here are our guidelines.

Bachelors one through six, each representing a new potential city, fight for Daniel's love and affection via a dating-style episode hosted by Christie. Which city would you pick...and did Daniel make the right choice?

Happy Halloween to all those who celebrate this magical, mystical, deeply religious, celebratory evening of connection to the spirit world. Learn a little of Halloween's herstory as well as how certain cultures celebrate the haunted night of mischief and festivities. You'll never look at Halloween the same!

Let us help you scratch that spooky season itch while we tell you the greatest scary short stories of the internet. If that's not enough, Daniel recaps the entire 2025 version of "I Know What You Did Last Summer," so...

What makes October 3rd the most magical time of the year? Is it Mean Girls? Taylor Swift? Ed….Gein? The answer is all three and we're here to spoil it all for you in telling you why!

Mirror, mirror on the wall, which tarot fate do we befall? Cut the deck and sit a spell, the universe doth wish us well. To best friends, love, life, and charm, the cards read to filth and shall alarm.

Wait…they said WHAT? Ok…not every celebrity brings the brains and beauty that your What in the Mil podcast hosts provide. These unhinged quotes from your favorite (or least favorite) celebrities are real head-scratchers. Sit back as Christie quizzes Daniel on these infamous quotes.

What else is there to say about the chicest city in the land? It's in the name! We're retelling the story of our second annual best friend trip to Chicago which happens to involve skyscrapers, food, Lady Gaga, the gays, and the worst Starbucks experience of our young adult lives.

Daniel is the Princess Peach of real life, while Christie is the Rosalina…or some would say the Toad. To our One Listener, whether or not you consider yourself a gamer, video games are one of those nostalgic, classic joys you can experience at any age. Take a trip with us through some of our favorite video gaming ventures.