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Join Elle and Kay as they kick off summer and discuss SPF Me by Holly Wilde.

WITS Smut Scale Rating: 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙 There truly is no plot- even the author said so!

This book took us on a "WILDE" ride. Sentient sunscreen bottles that come alive but don't get to be full sized men? As always, we question many of the logistics.

Both Kay and Elle each have their own soap box moments as they discuss sun safety, sunscreen safety, and what body parts should not be tanned.

Kay gave this ⭐⭐⭐ while Elle gave it ⭐⭐.5. They agreed that the stars for this one came more from the humor and creativity than the smut itself. If we could tweak the plot just a tiny bit for the fan cast, and make them actually turn into life sized men though... that'd be a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ easily.

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SPF ME by Holly Wilde

Next Week: Washed Up (with a Kraken) by L.E. Eldridge

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Join Elle and Kay this week as they discuss Whoreiffying by Piper CJ

Smut Scale Rating: 🐙🐙 1/2

In this episode, Elle and Kay discuss the whirlwind romance of a snarky ghost and a clairvoyant witch. The plot twist toward the end, and the vigilante justice left us with some questions, and overall there were some ethical dilemma's throughout the story that had us really thinking.

Elle gave this ⭐⭐ while it didn't really do it for Kay, and she gave it ⭐

Kay's fan cast this week includes a real-life pair of besties that individually really embody the characters already!

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Whoreiffying by Piper CJ

Next Week: SPF ME by Holly Wilde

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Join Elle and Kay this week as they discuss Handle Me by Unfortunate Reads

Smut Scale Rating: 🐙🐙/🐙🐙🐙

For another very quick book, we had a LOT to say. This is a MM sentient object story, and we were delighted to see that the author has ties to some of our favorites, Vera Valentine and Sylvia Morrow. We were disappointed, however that unlike those other two authors, this sentient hockey stick never turns into an actual person.

As always, our need to dig deeper leads to lots of giggles and some modeling for logistical purposes.

Overall, Kay rated this ⭐⭐ while Elle rated it a little higher at ⭐⭐ and 1/2, and Kay's fan cast has quite the millennial throwback.

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Handle Me by Unfortunate Reads

Next Week's book: Whoreiffying by Piper CJ

Current Reads

Elle: How to Seal Your Own Fate by Kristen Perrin

Kay: Sunrise on the Reaping by Suzanne Collins

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Have you ever wondered what it might be like to get it on with the Kool-Aid man? Vera Valentine certainly thought long and hard about it when she wrote this week's book, Cold Sweat.

Smut Scale Rating: 🐙🐙

This episode has lots of giggles with healthy doses of "OHHHH YEAHHHH" sprinkled in. We're still not sure if we're totally on board for the step-sibling trope, but we're definitely both here for the forced proximity. Elle isn't sure if she truly needed the origin story for the sentient pitcher of Kool-Aid because honestly we were left with more questions than answers in that regard.

We got our first ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ from Kay, and Elle rated this ⭐⭐⭐⭐. We were definitely drinking the Kool-Aid.

This week's fan cast has both ladies picturing a certain former football player ripping off his shirt and yelling "OH YEAHHH!"

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Cold Sweat by Vera Valentine

Next Week: Handle Me by Unfortunate Reads

Kay's Current Read: Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsay Straube

Elle's Current Read: Oathbound by Tracy Deonn

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We got right back into the good stuff with part two!

In Part Two, we meet some new key characters, get one of Elle's favorite type of friendships in a romance novel, and really get to see "if he wanted to, he would" in Violet and Roark's relationship.

Overall, we got close to a 5 star- Kay gives this ⭐⭐⭐⭐.5 and Elle was almost there, with ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Kay's fan cast could be argued as a lazy cast today, but we've decided that Henry Cavill, the people's book boyfriend, really needed to be the cast for Roark!

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Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.S. Nascosta

Next week's book: Cold Sweat by Vera Valentine

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Join Elle and Kay this week as we dig in (albeit a little late to the party) to Morning Glory Milking Farm.

WITS Smut Scale Rating: 🐙🐙

Another long book means another two part episode (because we honestly can't stop ourselves from digging in much deeper than necessary on, well, everything)! Today, we discuss the MUCH more practical onboarding process for this company versus the T-Rex law firm from a few weeks ago. Kay questions whether or not HR needs to get involved, where the line is with client confidentiality, and Elle argues that its no different than any other work crush.

Part two will REALLY get into the smut of it all, so don't forget to follow so you don't miss it!

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Happy Easter to those who celebrate! Today we're discussing Railed by the Easter Bunny by Dalia Davies

WITS Smut Scale Rating: 🐙🐙🐙

Both Kay and Elle thought that a story about the Easter Bunny was going to be silly and lighthearted, but were surprised at the darker tone throughout. That doesn't mean this episode is without laughs, however. As always, we learned a little something about ourselves, and Kay learned a new word.

Kay's fan cast hits the mark again, and we REALLY think Glen Powell would make a great easter bunny.

Overall, Elle gave this ⭐⭐⭐ and 1/2 and Kay camped out at a ⭐⭐⭐ rating.

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Railed by the Easter Bunny by Dalia Davies

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Today, we are discussing a staple in the smut world, Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon

Smut Scale Rating: 🐙🐙🐙🐙 (You're going to want to read the trigger warnings on this one!)

In this episode, Kay and Elle discuss how the first 30 pages of this novel could have been the start to a much darker, very different book, and could have been replaced with 30 pages giving us some more information at the END of the novel instead. We decided that the MMC Vektal was literally made for her pleasure, and the FMC Georgie is a badass. We both agree that the surprise pregnancy trope is the WORST.

Overall, Kay wasn't a big fan and only gave this ⭐ while our resident romantasy girlie Elle gave this ⭐⭐⭐ (it was almost 4!).

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Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon

Next week's book: Railed by the Easter Bunny by Dalia Davies

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In today's episode, we discuss Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner by Chuck Tingle

WITS Smut Scale: 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙

Kay and Elle have a lot to say for a story that was only 14 pages. We get far too in depth about the hiring practices at this T-Rex Law firm, what the world may actually look like had dinosaurs gone through evolution and were still with us today, and whether or not the story gave us "the tingle" if you will.

Also, Kay brings it waaay back to the 90's for today's Fan Cast.

Overall, Kay gives this ⭐⭐ and Elle surprised us with a ⭐⭐⭐ rating.

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Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner by Chuck Tingle

Next Week's Book: Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon

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Listen as we discuss Her Donut Shifters by Mia Harlan

WITS Smut Scale Rating: 🐙🐙🐙🐙

Elle loves a good supernatural town, but still isn't a fan of the food as characters trope, and Kay is reminded that she loves a why choose storyline. We go into some serious depth about donuts, fated mates, and where NOT to put food.

Overall, Kay rated this 1.5 ⭐, and Elle's love of supes gave this a 2 ⭐⭐ and she is potentially interested in reading more of the stories from the world that Mia Harlan has built.

As always, Kay knocks it out of the park (bakery?) with her fan cast.

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Her Donut Shifters by Mia Harlan

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