What if we did a podcast where we talk about animal sounds?

Other podcasts we aren't going to make: My Bot Wrote a Porno, a podcast about embarrassing personal anecdotes

What if we did an actual-play podcast GM'd by a bot?

Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Garbage Advice About Garbage, LOL PRANK'D, 10k Nasty Draculas

What if we did a podcast about solving silly little mysteries?

Other podcasts we aren't going to make: The Whimsical Factory Factory, guess the Buddies plot, memes about ducks on skateboards, a podcast about poetic meter.

What if we did a podcast about the band Korn but actually it's just about the food corn and we're bad at spelling?

Other podcasts we aren't going to make: The Definition of Madness, Creative Ways to Get a Sunburn, Creative Ways to Avoid a Sunburn, A [Collective Noun] of Podcasters

What if we did a podcast where we try to figure out what counts as art?

Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Ipsos Custodios, a bad home improvement advice podcast, Bestiary Friends

That Onion article again: https://www.theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819567671

What if we did a podcast where we come up with new movies in the Air Buddies franchise?

Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Skibidi Toilet War Correspondents, a podcast about skeletons, llama enthusiast podcast, Emperor's New Groove fancast

Onion article mentioned: https://www.theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819567671

What if we did a false crimes podcast where we try to come up with plans for stupid heists?

Other podcasts we aren't going to make: a podcast hosted by two wise trees, a podcast where we analyze voices and work on our impressions, Two Eeyores Giving Sex Advice, Soup vs. Soup, Tingler's Fan Finglers, The Debate Perverts, DDIY.

What if we did a podcast where we come up with creative ways to make friends?

Other possibilities discussed: I'M POOPING BRITTNEY, actual play podcast except..., play video games while dealing with a baby, Committing Sudoku

What if we did a podcast where we talk about appalling apologies?

Other possibilities discussed: The Names of All Manner of Hounds, Stuper Heroes, Bad vs. Worse, Extremely Medium, Tales of the Highway People, The Podcast Where We Obsess About the Metrics of this Podcast, Snakes on a Podcast

What if we did a podcast where we imagine alternate universes where one small thing is different?

Other possibilities discussed: memories from photos, awkward family moments, subway stories, improvise a story, What Should This Book Be About?, baby toy reviews, fun ways for billionaires to die, baby name reviews, crazy names from history