A week late we talk about the Bachelor finale which really was action packed. What everyone keeps sending me on IG comes up this episode, a little less talk about how Benny won't eat and a lot more talk about front yard landscaping. Plus a CRAZY story which is the inspo for this weeks episode title.

There were a lot of working titles for this episode. "$27' was in the running as well as "David Lynch" but in the end we went with "Boots on the Ground" as you see in my Instagram picture. Boots on the ground at Boots in the Park, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I use the term "we" because this episode was really a collaborative journey between me, my sister in law and Amanda. We laugh, we cry, we laugh until we cry. We go to concerts, breakfast and the zoo which is all outlined in great detail in this episode and I have a LOT of opinions about the Bachelor. It's another long one, enjoy!

I have been MIA since Thursday and if you've noticed, this episode will tell you why.

The title will make sense at some point this episode. "Um It's gonna be" STOP doing that if you do that. Break the change, I am here to lead the revolution. There is drama with our garage door which consumes a good portion of the days from this weeks podcast. The big mystery will be revealed, will Brett let me buy a new one out of our joint account or make me use my credit card. Lots to say about reality tv, the Bachelor and Love is Blind especially plus a deep dive into my childhood dietary habits. Thrilling, I know. I bet you can hardly wait.

Wouldn't have been so cute if the release date of this podcast was on 2-2-22? F ALL THE WAY OFF with your good luck date. I had one good day last week and you'll have to listen to find out why and then listen to how it fell apart soon after including our infiltrated date night. Nail place, BAD, dat night, BAD, general luck and good fortune BADDDD.

This title perfectly sums up the last week of my life and the show Brett is forcing me to watch. I talk yet again about the Tweet that clearly only confused me while everyone else was in on the joke. I have a great pitch for a local episode of "Undercover Boss", the cause of death is revealed for Bob Saget and we discuss that and I have an entirely too long conversation about water softening.

I got a strange phone call from someone from my past, we are definitely talking about that in this episode. How many times did I go to Jamba Juice this week? Do you even care? PMS strikes me hard this episode, hence the title. Lots of Kim K and Kanye talk, the Bachelor OF COURSE plus I'm eating my words from last weeks episode. Should I apologize after I went in on an undeserving soul?

This episode is long and covers a LOT of ground. I start the week with a long rant about body image before ordering a Jamba Juice at 8am because I have no self control .There is a pretty common theme in this episode which is Jamba Juice. I introduce my first every "Modern Day Missed Connections" so if you've been waiting for me to text you back, you're going to want to listen to that. We get into an elaborate dream I had about a girl from high school, the event I'm working on for my listeners, celebrity gossip, Bachelor talk and the tweet that last minute changed the title of this episode.

I honestly couldn't tell you what I talked about this week so it will be a surprise for all of us. ENJOY.

I finally got my tattoo covered, with an even bigger tattoo and Brett went to prison in skinny jeans. Inquire within.