With a bright future ahead and the past, well being the past, we decided to give you all a small little bonus episode! With a few things different and some twists and turns for sure we hope you enjoy a little extra something something. Be sure to listen all the way until the end so you don't miss a thing!

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Someone finally let us out for the week and despite all our rage we’re still not Nicholas Cage. With that said, Meghan helps us question how real National Treasure is, Zachary reminds us why we and Mary Shelly work hard for our explicit tag, while Matt retreads some ground that never made it off the cutting room floor originally. Never say we don’t keep our word because one of us gets three strikes and has to sit in time out. Please tell us you missed them as we finish up at two thirds strength asking, what the f**k history?

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We get a little tongue tied this week but that doesn’t stop us from barreling on through anyway. Matt makes us very quickly agree that even modern Greeks are worthy of myth, while Zachary goes in a slightly different direction by discussing the prelude to the mass murder of atomic weapons, all while Meghan not only keeps her cool better than us, but gives a final ruling on the advice of angels. This week we break the illusion of being intelligent people for just a few minutes, actually, who are we kidding you know we’re just as wacky as the history we talk about. So laugh along with us as we ask, what the f**k history?

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With all the modern history going on lately we shout... well this looks like a job for me, as we dive into much less recent affairs of humanities storied past. From the con-artists that could taking over a sleepy town, to being way too horny for Roman fight boys, and Meghan stealing some World War II right out from under Matt's nose. We get back to what we know and do best, which is mostly stupid jokes and refusing to take a strike, as we ask the important questions. Like what the f**k history?!

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We’re back and now that we have tackled a serious episode, it’s time to get back to what we do best. Tell ridiculous stories, act like idiots, and probably mispronounce a lot of things. We put on our cape and cowl as Zachary tracks down the tale of a real life Riddler, Matt educates us about a marvelous medieval man child, and Meghan gives us the tale of how one might build their own mechanical savior. All while trying to stop us from creating our own erotic goth goddess to worship. So grab your history books, arm yourselves with your listening devices, and send your prayers to the god pharaoh or your favorite goth girl, while we ask you and the whole of time and space, what the f**k history?

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All revved up and only one place to go! Where is that place? We don’t rightly know because what is time really? This week Meghan debates the economy of the cosmos and the the merits of precognitive podcasting, Zachary makes everyone miserable with important but scary information, and Matt does his best to pick us up with the one true emperor of America. So get strapped in and ready for a roller coaster as we get a little serious before we get a little stupid and ask the question, what the f**k history?!

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Our audio is a bit out of wack this week and we apologize, but it’s only because we all crammed into one room to bring you the What the F**k Historical Stunt Spectacular! For the first time all three of us gather in the same room to look each other and you the listeners dead in the eyes while we talk about the worst the world has to offer. From an ice cream odyssey, to the cutest child soldier, and even human tea cakes at Tiffany’s. Follow along as we all get a good look at each other as we ask, what the f**k history?!

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As we three knuckleheads gather around our festive hearth to share stories, our powers combine to create the super holiday spectacular you’ve all been waiting for! Zachary confuses the crowd with a flurry of time stamps and revolt, while Meghan discusses the finer points of arson. Matt finally gives us the Christmas cheer we all waited for with a heartwarming tale of the government and Santa. So sit back, clean up the wrapping paper mess you’ve made, and do a spit take of hot coco while we all ask, what the f**k history!?

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It only gets weirder as we keep going. With our one year anniversary only slightly behind us, we pack into the Ford Tacoma and hit the gas on some of our weirdest stories yet. The fastest knife in the west end causes Zachary to impersonate a British cowboy, we try our best to piss off PETA for a second time with a spy vs spy vs hippo story, and Meghan makes us all question if we can go one week without people eating each other. We take you deep into our mind holes for a horrific look at the weird and wacky as we once again ask, what the f**k history?!

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The fates have aligned as the god king, the abyssal princess, and Matt (who still needs to be bequeathed a moniker) take their thrones and consult with the council of goofs once more. Zachary gets ready to rumble alongside Honest Abe, Meghan helps us follow along Einstein’s brains big adventure, and Matt gets close to his strike counter while talking about the best sniper boy out there. With the cold of winter setting in why not come warm up by our fire as we share the stories that make us say, what the f**k history?!

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