What The Forks?

What The Forks?

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  • 17. Slap and Tickle

    In these difficult and unsettling times, Chapter 16: Carine gives us all we need for a quick pick-me-up: a little slap and a little tickle. 

    You’re welcome.

    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram @ForksCast. 

    26 min
  • 16. Boom! I've Got Your Towel

    Boom! It's Chapter 15: The Cullens.

    Beau fights to keep his kit on while Archie lets it all hang out. 

    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

    23 min
  • 15. Skull Crushing

    You’ve been on one, maybe two, proper dates with your vampire lover, now it's time for the chat. You know the one. The one where you discuss how likely it is that your skull will be crushed during vamp/human intercourse.

    Join us to find out if Beau can handle the truth in Chapter 14: Mind Over Matter!

    You Can Find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

    24 min
  • 14. Nicolas Cage

    You may know him from Face/Off, National Treasure, or the critically acclaimed Ghost Rider, but I bet you never thought he'd have anything to do with the Twilight Saga!

    And you'd be 100% correct. 

    Life and Death Chapter 13: Confessions.

    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

    19 min
  • 13. Chief Swan & Son

    Ever wondered what Charlie and Beau's 70s TV sitcom would sound like? Look no further, as we dissect Chapter 12: Balancing. 

    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

    22 min
  • 12. Things Got Weird

    And then things got weird in Chapter 11: Complications.

    I mean, we've all been there; sitting in a dimly lit classroom with your vampire lover and a telepathic sexual tension so strong you can't look your teacher in the eye... right?

    It's not just us... Right?! 

    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

    25 min
  • 11. We Miss Jess

    It's time for Chapter 10: Interrogations and We. Just. Miss. Jess.

    Do you miss Jessica Stanley?

    Do you feel the gaping Jess-shaped hole in your life?

    Share our pain in Episode 11. Justice for Jess.

     

    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

    32 min
  • 10. Creatures Of The Night

    We're on Chapter 9: Theory!

    Listen in to learn Chloe's theory about hands... you can decide for yourselves.

    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

     

    24 min
  • 9. Glossy

    It's what you've all been waiting for!

    Chapter 8: Port Angeles, in which we meet a 'Glossy Woman'. No idea what that is? You're not alone! 

    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast.

    34 min
  • 8. The Dopamine Never Came

    In this episode we discuss Jules Verne's classic sci-fi adventure Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea.

    And Life and Death Chapter 7: Nightmare. 

    You can find What The Forks? on Twitter and Instagram at @ForksCast. 

    22 min

About What The Forks?

From the publisher's feed

Isaac and Chloe revisit a teenage obsession: The Twilight Saga. If they had their time again, would this be their saga of choice?