Welcome to Day Six of the 2022 Midterm elections! It turns out that there is a scientific reason,  if not a theological one, that the Neanderthal's didn't survive. It has to do with who was loving who.

Rabbi Dave told you six months ago that there would be no "Red Tsunami." The question is why did so many people believe that there would be?  Was it the as simple as the  polls were "wrong?" Or is there an issue with the quality of candidates? And what if the real conspiracy about election counting was in the 60's through the 80's, not now?

Despite the long week of more or less bad news (including more threats by the Russians to nuke)  there is at least one good story this week. It will make you say "WTF?" 

And it's the best time of year for Dave. His favorite holiday snackage is now available!

Thank the gods that it is almost  over... for now... What is it? why... It's THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION  EVER!!!!!!

It's not, but that isn't stopping  Chelsea Handler from once again exposing herself to convince you that it IS the  most important election ever AND that Daylight Savings Time is a  MEGA MAGA Republican conspiracy to keep you from voting.

The simple and unarguable FACT  is that this is not only NOT the most important election ever,  there are a lot of reasons to believe that literally NOTHING will  change whichever way it goes.

The Supreme Court has decided to wade  into the Section 230 waters. Ultimately it's about WHO gets to  decide what speech is allowed and not allowed on the interwebs.

The Trashtros* cheated to win another  World Series, while the World Corn Hole Championships suffered their own cheating scandal.

All that and more on this weeks episode of "What The Frock?"

Rabbi Dave is having a tough time of  things. Some of you... and you know who you are... have hurt his feelings.  Meanwhile the Vice President of the United States has a weird sexual inclination. And she's willing to openly discuss it, while cackling and clearly thinking about pushing the old guy off the stage. The Paul Pelosi story is weird. I think that we can all agree on that, even if you actually believe that some random undocumented Canadian nudist broke in and just whacked him with a hammer without any reason whatsoever.

Meanwhile, Friar Rod's bird is finally free! Twitter is now a fully owned subsidiary of Elon Musk who is busy firing a bunch of Data Engineers.

Halloween is bringing out the attention whores, including one who is entertaining dead people, while Russia is having major problems with its entertainment industry, specifically comedy.  Which might be an opening for Rabbi Dave?

And while the airlines are going to make the seats even smaller, a discussion ensues as to exactly and specifically why Dave hates to fly.

All this week on What the Frock, your fashion industry podcast leader!

Are you easily offended (or don't like Monty Python)? Then you most definitely do not want to listen to the most offensive and sacrilegious episode ever of What the Frock... which was definitely - no doubt about it - not recorded on an Saturday evening, but rather a usual Sunday morning even though the boys are drinking really early on a Sunday morning, not a Saturday night.

Rabbi Dave is morose this morning.  Why? Because now that Autumn is upon us, he is realizing that life no longer has  any meaning because Evil never rests and will always conquer good. It is  relentless and no amount of comfort from Friar Rod will restore his faith in  humanity or baseball.

The proof of the Rabbi's theory on  evil can be found in the city of Stockton, CA. It s here that  a Serial Killer has been caught. But it won't be the last one.

Friar rod has an obsession with AI.  Now he's thinking about switching political parties. and whatever you do this  month - DO NOT GO TO SALEM WITHOUT A PLAN!

Speaking of politics, at least one  candidate for Congress has an interesting approach to the concept of political  ads...

With his liver functions no longer "elevated," Rabbi Dave is reduced to taking Benadryl to try and sleep. The problem is it makes him late to stuff. Neither of the boys have seen the new rom-com  "Bros." Is it because they are homophobes or because the film isn't that good?

To the surprise nobody who doesn't  wok for Fox News or the Blaze, the Scooby Doo character, Velma, turned out to be a lesbian. Really... who was surprised by this?

Our hero John Malkovich has a new movie coming out... in 2015, and parental behavior at high school football games it out of whack.

It's a no-nukes version of What the  Frock!

Is it the end of the world as we know it? with all these international brouhaha going on these days, it seems like we might be. Part of the problem is that some people ever thought that podcasts were anything other than radio to begin with. Seriously.

Rabbi Dave got a new cell phone, and at long lost, his greatest dream has been achieved!

On this sad day, the Rabbi and the Friar lament the departure of James Earl Jones, the very voice of Star Wars and King Jaffe Joffer.

Meanwhile there was no military coup in west Taiwan on Friday, so why did so many people believe that there had been one? The answer is becoming increasingly a problem, as Social Media once again demonstrates its scary ability to put information - bad or good - out there in a  hurry.

Have you tried the latest Social Media challenge, "Sleepy Chicken?" Of course not. Because you are not a moron.  If you're going to divorce your wife, don't ask for a divine trial... she's not a  witch...

The whole Martha's Vineyard fiasco finally went there. The entire argument became "Who are the "true" Christians?  Meanwhile, Meta, which used to be Facebook, is performing a silver platter service for the FBI.

If you're going to cheat at chess, at least make it stimulating. And if you happen to be in SeaTac's North Park, you'll need  a helmet!

The Goliards have come full circle. At long last, we once again have a King Charles (played by John Malkovich)!  Like the last time (and the time before that) we had a King Chuck, it's time for Goliards everywhere to celebrate and sing boisterously while drinking like it's a symposium. It's a celebration of all things (not you, Ireland) English Monarchial system, no matter how silly it seems to us...