What The Frock?

What The Frock?

By Dave Bowman & Roderick CookSociety & Culture
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What The Frock? episodes

  • The Grand Inquisitor

    Rabbi Dave and Friar Rod gather again to talk about the issues of the day. Sure… it’s not the “weekend,” but who really cares?

    One of the more amazing effects of the way we live today is how information that displeases us is treated. You might think that this is something new, but it’s really not. Even Dostoyevsky spent a lot of pages telling a long involved poem about it…

    We’re all going to die, but at least we’re not on Jupiter. 

    Do you lean Jedi over Sith? That’s because you are a sexist, and and you’re a bigot with a need to over compensate…

    50 min
  • Absurd Arguments (In Pirate)

    Rabbi Dave  replaced his computer this week, so of course the sound inputs aren't working correctly... the absurdity of the "Religious Exemption" to the vaccine mandate is pretty obvious when you think about it, even to a Christian Scientist (which  is NOT a Scientologist). The best argument for an exemptions is to just be a politician!

    It's a "Talk Like  a Pirate day" episode of What the Frock!

    54 min
  • King Louis' Dirty Derriere

    On the morning after the Ludi Romani, Rabbi Dave is feeling a bit under the weather.  Unusually, Good Friar Cook is feeling just fine. The Internet is rapidly becoming a place of censorship and idea control by using the magic phrase, "content moderation..."

    Rabbi Dave has a set of questions that are guaranteed to get a "COVID-19 Informational" box slapped on the post by Facebook. The poet e.e. cummings is in the news and Dave HATES one particular patriotic song and the reason involves the French King  Louis XIV's dirty butt.

    1 hr
  • Slated To Be An Historic Show

    Sixteen years ago  was a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest, where Rabbi Dave is. Today is also a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest. And once again it is slated to be an historic day in a southern hellhole.

    Harvard has decided to stop even pretending that they believe in God, while Lester Holt has decided to not ask relevant questions about saving lives.

    Eating hot dogs is bad for you, Christo is dead, but that isn't stopping him from creating art for you to enjoy. And the Vice President went to Vietnam.

    1 hr 6 min
  • Conundrums

    TRIGGER WARNING: Adult Language

    Stop us if you've heard this one before... masks are back and better than ever! Apparently OnlyFans has tired of making gobs and gobs of money. It's either that or there is something more nefarious afoot. Mad Scientists are growing brains in Petri dishes and Woke culture is turning everything to... well... you know...


    55 min
  • Sex Crabs

    After an unexpected week off, Rabbi Dave headed for the hills, while Friar Rod was busy donating platelets and trying to keep his daughter out of jail.

    The boys return just in time for another useless mask mandate, which has them a bit on edge. football, bit American and European, is underway, and it was NOT a good start to the season and another useless start for the American version. Meanwhile, Hermit crabs are getting frisky and State Patrol Officers are trying to explain what they missed in North Carolina.

    See those birds up there in the air? They might not be real…

    1 hr 3 min
  • What The Funk?

    The Olympics are all the rage these days. But viewership is way down. Is it because of the "woke" culture or are there some other factors at play here?

    The Delta death variant is now upon us. This time around, we are being told that masks are the ONLY thing that can possibly save humanity from complete and utter destruction.

    Ashton Kutcher has webbed feet. Webbed and stinky feet. But at least he still has his balls, unlike Florida man...

    1 hr
  • AstroNOT

    Rabbi Dave and  friar Cook are back from their three week sabbatical!

    It was quite the road trip for Dave, but at least NASA and the FAA didn't change the rules on his mission right before he blasted off. Facebook doesn't seem to know anything about gardening, but really who's surprised?

    And there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for why you don't understand what JaBiden had to say about... something...

    1 hr 2 min
  • Sabbaticals

    It's hot.

    Seriously...  Seattle is melting and it's taking the bridges with it.

    Meanwhile, have you gotten your F-15 or nuclear weapons yet? Like an air conditioner you might want to avoid the rush and get it today! The COVID Merry Go round of Stupidity continues to spin, this time the NCAA manages to screw up which is really no big  surprise. They'll just blame COVID protocols!

    If you're looking  for a good time, you might want to visit  the Redneck Rave. Or maybe a Home Depot exorcism? But do it while Friar Cook is out walking his dogs that refuse to use their doggie door anymore.

    As the boys head off on their summer sabbatical, they remind you to go ahead and buy your new computer because you have to anyway. Oh, and to download, like, share and rate the show!

    1 hr 12 min

About What The Frock?

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In the spirit of the Goliards, Rabbi Dave and Friar Cook bring you their irreverent and raucous views of the day.