What The Frock?

“Plausible deniability” is the goal of the day as it turns out that Friar Cook not only is a potential domestic terrorist, but appears to already be on more than one “list” for those organizations tasked with rooting out the extremists.

Meanwhile, it is Father’s Day, this time for real! Rabbi Dave has his cinnamon rolls and is living the good life today, but is sans clothing really the way to go today?

Follow the Science says that left turns should be verboten!

Hunter Biden has a new career, which is better than having somebody crap on your lawn.

Norwich City and Newcastle United will play each other this season for the first time in three years. This necessitates a bet between the Friar and the Rabbi which literally nobody else on the planet outside of the Yellow Army and the Toon Army will actually care about.

It is definitely NOT Father’s Day, but that doesn’t make what is being said by the Presidents, the Mayor of Seattle or some (we assume) chick on Tik Tok make anymore sense…

Time Travel gives  Rabbi Dave headaches. Even if you could go back just one year, what could you actually change? In Arizona, a political attack will have you saying WTF? It turns out that the Colonial Pipeline security system was pretty much the same as the one President Skroob has on his luggage.

And June 6th is an important day. Not only is if the anniversary of D-Day, but it's is also the  sixtieth wedding anniversary for Dave's parents, an event that could be an interesting trip for a time traveler...

In the early part of the 20th  Century, there was a great opportunity to change things for the better. Instead, one man saw a chance to gain personal power and prestige and in the process, he brought destruction and devastation while unleashing the worst mass killer in the history of humanity.

Lessons were not learned, and today an eighty-year old geriatric doctor hold sway over what happens to millions of people pretty much all of whom think that he should have retired back in the 1980s.

The Round Mound of Rebound has a great idea that would convince Dave to actually buy tickets to see NBA games.  Meanwhile Rod is wondering about whether or not tress can fart?

And what was the worst year to be alive?

After a couple of  weeks of deafness, Dave can finally hear again. Also, we no longer have to wear  facemasks.

Maybe.

The cancelling of  dead white guys who contributed to society and science continues, as now even  Charles Darwin finds himself on the chopping block for being a racists, sexist,  misogynist who shouldn't be remembered for anything else.

The Good Friar and  the Rabbi are here to help you step up your dating game!

Rabbi Dave finally got his second shot. It led to a strange week... The Colonial Pipeline attack has the Facebook Experts crawling out to inform us that would have handled it better and quicker than was done. Of course, the Good Friar actually happens to be an expert IT security professional, and he will remind us of of a few things that the Keyboard warriors seem to have overlooked.

On the Bay Area freeways the CHiPs discovered a self driving car that wasn't supposed to be doing that; while in India there may be other reasons that the COVID-19 is spreading.

A hundred years ago Italy and what was then Austria-Hungary fought against each other in the bitter cold of the alpine mountains that separated the two nations as a part of the most useless war in history. Now, you can see the artifacts of that fight. Because of global warming?

As we slowly seem to approach the end(?) of the COVID-19 Pandemic, it has the boys wondering what exactly does "normal" actually mean? Will it be a return to the same problems we  had before the pandemic so rudely interrupted them? Will Governors realize that the fastest way to lose re-election is to cross their own constituency?

Popsicles are great! Maybe not fifty-one cases of them, but still... And do you suffer from or know someone who suffers from PSD? Rabbi Dave is here with the help that you need to deal with the problem and to help others get through the pain of PSD.

Dave and Rod are  becoming concerned that there is a reason that the media is ignoring the Biden gaffes, but not trying to cover them up. It's almost like they want us talking about them which is very unlike the media under previous Presidents.

Meanwhile, life aboard a submarine is nothing like what it says in the article about what life aboard a submarine is like. And apparently people are confused by the concept of "meat."

It's really hard to believe, after the debacle that was the Super Bowl ads, but now more people than ever are participating in the annoyance that is ASMR. And now we learn that many of these idiots actually believe that ASMR is better than sex...

The English Language has certain rules of grammar, which are pretty much universally ignored, especially in cases where heads are being lopped off.

There is some film awards show tonight, but more important things are afoot. A one hundred year plus mystery is finally solved, while the news breaks that the Government IS in fact, spying on us. Just not the part of government you’d expect.

The Rabbi & The Good Friar take a look at the most common side effect of the COVID-19 Vaccine, which Rod has gotten, but Dave has not. The shot, not the side effect.

Meanwhile, in an attempt to offend pretty much everybody, the guys talk about a woman in Colorado, who happens to be an affirmed and ordained minister (just like the  guys!) who has a... well... a different approach to getting peoples attention that is outside the norm generally accepted for preachers. Is she wrong? Of course not! That's what "affirming" means!

It's the 121st-ish Birthday of the US Navy's Submarine Force. So Dave is happy... ish...