Why does everyone pretend to care so much about new years? Its just an excuse to get dressed up, drink, and spend a lot of money. Its easily the most over rated holiday ever and all of your resolutions suck. Stop going to the gym if you arent going to stick to it you loser. 

I'm extremely stupid. I come clean to you guys and let you know that I've been pronouncing Singapore wrong my entire life, then I go off on people who pronounce other words wrong like Specifically (Pacifically) and Supposedly (Supposably) because those are ridiculous, especially if you're a teacher.