What The Hellmouth?!

We're going through phases on the podcast because we watched season 2, episode 15 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "Phases"! On top of that, we chat about DMing terrible people, titling James' albums, TC threatening punches on James, strong bugs, moving seats in the recording space, TC plays a very explicit recording, Anissa tells her suburb adventures, we translate a song, James continues to voice his opinions on BTVS, getting mono, felony speeding tickets, James road raging on the elderly, spitting on groundhogs, figuring out werewolves, Anissa sleep talking, overheard conversations at IHOP, whale watching, TC misreading things, giving french fries to strangers, & more!

We're back to be Judge! Today we watched season 2, episode 14 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "Surprise". On top of all that, TC begs for money, James hurts TC's feelings, falling asleep behind the wheel, being a bear in a past life, our driving skills, Monday through Friday work weeks, fighting at Pride, we figure out how to please Anissa, hitting James, a surprise for the Xander Counter, we dissect Angel's curse, seeing Larry David on the street, we veer into politics and Rockefeller life spans, the Girls Next Door, James ghostwriting for TC, t-shirt ideas, staking past lovers, asking & more!

Anissa has to go to the dentist so we're on a time crunch but we watched season 2, episode 13 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "Surprise"! Game of Thrones, TC shutting down, nipple shapes, showering in the rain, body lotion, who kills the bugs in the relationship, TC seeing a bug in the bathtub, white people using slurs when they can,  twin size mattresses, Wendy's eating ants, James makes sense of Angel's past, the return of Thick Daddy Luke, Anissa's sister's level of talent, sleep talking in different languages, our least favorite line from "Bad Eggs", TC's issue with confrontation, & more!

It's just the boys on the podcast! Anissa had to work so TC & James are watching season 2, episode 12 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "Bad Eggs". On top of that, we're unchained, talk about college financial support, debate about where donation money goes, America's birthday, penises being too big, the drug Freon, James questions Buffy the Vampire Slayer, we argue the schedule of next week's recording, the only time James has initiated a disagreement with Nicole, how terrible this Buffy filler episode is, we get our first interruption on the podcast, TC explains what to do with possums, ducks on the highway, go on a journey of female anatomy, spicy bubble gum, penis in a waiting room, James' traveling through downtown Chicago during the work day, our deep attraction to our spouses, & more!

Androids and dirty daddies! It's another episode of What the Hellmouth and we watched season 2, episode 11 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "Ted"! On top of all that, we talk about more old love letters, our throw up methods, eating disorders, many vomiting stories, Joyce is the worst, Buffy murdering a man, our parents splitting up, parents airing our dirty laundry with their boyfriends/girlfriends, getting caught cheating in sports, our parents' past relationships, white people using the n-word, we tell stories of our old workplace, kissing at school, TC tells a story of being class clown in middle school, SMG's accolades, & more!

We're 21 which means we (TC & Anissa) are SUPER drunk! We watched season 2, episodes 9 & 10 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "What's My Line (Part 1 & 2)! *TRIGGER WARNING* At 1:03:00 we start talking about addiction. Since we're drunk Buffy is not on our mind! So instead of talking about new slayers, TC tells us how to make the perfect drink, we give a HUGE shout out to or biggest fan, having group sex, TC editing an episode, TC's love for Jordan's, our foot care and sleeping habits, joining fraternities/sororities, James & Anissa's theories are verified, TC continues to harass one of our fans, men's pants, Anissa gives her last rites, TC's gag reflex, mercenaries to the slayer, TC's twin theory, fantastic therapists, who kills the bugs in this relationship, our journey to Jo Anne Fabric, Anissa talking in her sleep, James gives his recommendation for anti-depressants, we start talking about addiction, & more!

James made the poor decision of letting TC & Anissa get VERY high before the recording. So, we guess we're watching season 2, episode 8 of Buffy the Vampire Slayler entitled "The Dark Age". On top of all that, we learn about Wikipedia, producer tags, Ms. Calendar getting it, Anissa's volume control, the movement of time, different kinds of zombie, testing heart rates, we follow up on TC's tax return, Akon, James & TC's legacy, Anissa' eating bubble gum, new watchers, guitar solos, describing significant others, the meaning of simpatico, Kraft Miracle Whip, shout outs from Ranger Command Power Hour, the name of James' sister, making our podcast a multi-media experience, the date of our birth, Anissa being kicked out of a family event, long parent lectures, moving in 3D, & much more!

Lie to you? Well then, we don't have a guest today! That's a lie! Today we have our best friend Nicole Jakus of DarlingHomebody, co-host of Mostly Speakin' Sentai, and James' best friend! The party begins with us watching season 2, episode 7 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "Lie To Me"! But you know us, we're barely talking about that! Instead we chat about vocal performances, TC's many health issues, how hospitals should smell, who Frank loves the most, Anissa finally listens to an episode of What the Hellmouth, TC desperately needing to relisten to episodes, James explains D&D to his fellow hosts, our podcast being therapeutic, TC has trouble reading episode summaries, James asks TC about the gay pornography community, things become hectic while trying to ask Nicole a question, one of us becomes very high, we fear for Frank's life, James does an impression of Drusilla, circumcision, we try to bring Anissa back to us, parents thirsting for details, Nicole is dangerously close to butt, shoes in bed, TC & James being in simpatico, Nicole compares True Blood to Buffy, James takes one for the team and tries to rerail the podcast, Anissa's love for cows, make up, we play a game of "Marry, Finger, Kill", Nicole gets stage freight, James solves True Blood, Nicole patting Frank, we guess TC's tax return results, & more!

Trick or treat! It's all hallow's eve in Sunnydale AND in the Marsh Land Media studio because we watched season 2, episode 6 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "Halloween"! on top of talking kids turning into monsters from witch craft, we chat about burned chicken wings at Wing Fest, TC is on work probation and (as TC's former manager) James is upset about it, drunk people thinking they can rap, TC needing hypnosis, Anissa's enjoyment of doing this podcast, TC & James branching out on their own, Casper the Friendly Ghost, self rising yeast, Marilyn Monroe singing, photographing vampires, Buffy flatlining, the 1800s, our childhood Halloween costumes, our family names, youth group Halloweens, James going cookouts, TC's missed connection on the train, TC tells a story about James eating at work, & much more!

Sclaes are everywhere, and we're not talkin' fish scale. We're talking about a long, wormy reptile demon while discussing season 2, episode 5 of Buffy The Vampire Slayer entitled "Reptile Boy"! On top of that, we chat about our histories with enemas, James reads a love letter from 8th grade while TC hand feeds him popcorn which he regrets, what James' name almost was, Xander getting humiliated, hate watching "This Is Us", TC playing games while recording, controversial opinions on today's episode, high school dances, age differences while dating, TC giving cloths to their grandma, vampire reproduction, live ones, Anissa passing out on James' couch, James writes his own frat boy Haze Him adult film, off brand reptile drugs, TRIGGER WARNING we do talk about being roofies from 51:22 through 54:10, we all tell stories of the highest we've been, & much more!