What The Hellmouth?!

Grab your wraps, and we don't mean in the blunt variety, because we see mummies! We watched season 2, episode 4 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "Inca Mummy Girl" and we're hear to chat about it! We also have Anissa asking the group how our week was, TC talks about Spider Riders, a guest host doesn't show up, discuss racial slurs, racial dances, and racial Super Sentai scenes, TC's relationship with SIRI, pornless Tumblr, James' ethnicity, insane threesomes, James explains a past relationship with an expiration date, Anissa's mob affiliations, "The Lovely Bones", tip our toes into rap theory, eating Twinkies, our biggest fan Cii, falling in love with our best friends, James reads a love note he received in high school, and more!

It's time to school soft?! NO! It's time to School Hard! We're watching season 2, episode 3 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "School Hard"! But, of course, before we chat about Buffy, TC & Anissa talk about a drunk night in an apartment colder than James', people stealing our mail, TC & Anissa's old fling, temps of lubricant, Anissa's bad habits as a car passenger, a HUGE break through in the Xander's the Worst counter, TC's love for Spike, what a Sheila is, we hear a story from TC about Ms. B., internet fame culture, James talks more about musty women, Anissa explains how she is 21+, we chat about music Anissa plays in the car with TC, Rita Ora, little slayers, a time TC woke up their sister, Rustin Parr, blowing noses in elementary, & more!

We're not alone! Today we have special guest AJ Marroquin, stand up extraordinaire and our old co-worker! We're chatting about season 2, episode 2 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "Some Assembly Required"! On top of that, we talk about TC packing, the best way to project into a mic, speaking in reverse, TC's grandmother, Fanderas culture, eyebrow raising, the lack of vampires in this show, edible arrangements, the show FRIENDS, a game of "Marry/F/Kill", how old these actors are, James blows up Nicole's spot, AJ's ponders about Xander's sexuality, our high school principles, James' feelings on TC's mom, we invite AJ to be a fourth co-host, TC rattle's off their favorite season 2 episodes, we give our favorite Bath & Body Works scents, & more!

Season two of Buffy, we'll know you well! TC, Anissa, & James try to talk about season 2, episode 1 of Buffy entitled "When She Was Bad" but it doesn't work out well. James tries to get a catch phrase going, we explain how our weeks were, TC & Anissa go too far into detail about a time they broke a door, TC's old cat the wonderful Diago, a host's health issues, Buffy being so mean to her only friends, truancy in the white community, buying your child's affection, book nerds in high school, physical discipline from parents, psychological discipline from parents, James' only request for TC & Anissa's wedding, TC's mom's blood pressure, Anissa plowing through notes over TC & James' antics, & more!

Season one finale! We've made it. 12 episodes of mostly amazing, mostly unlit scenes of television! We watched episode 12 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "Prophecy Girl"! Of course, we don't really talk about the Buffy. We mainly talk about a very specific gay porn series, more about this series, battle rap, studs & moms, Anissa updates their Xander's The Worst ratings, SMG's face acting achieves fan fiction levels of greatest, we figure out an episode gimmick to do, where evil comes from, when we separately lost virginity, TC's favorite scene from season 1, Anissa & James have a season one pop quiz, & more!

It finally happened! We have our first guests! We're joined by Amber & Erma of the Bois Meet World podcast! Listen as we chat about episode 11 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "Out of Mind, Out of Sight". Plus, we talk about Anissa's frustrations with TC & James, finding nudes online, our own frustrations with the episode, 3D graphics, James takes on the "Xander's The Worst" counter to make sure it's a valid rating, why is this high school so irresponsibly, TC explains multiple times they were bullied in school and how their parents handled it, people we know with suspicious careers, TC's uncle, what we would've done if we were invisible in high school, and more!

Hello, everyone! TRIGGER WARNING! Yes, we've talked about borderline abusive parents, years of harsh bullying, and more but this episode we do dive into drug addiction with a sincerity for a small portion then goof on one of our addictions like we normally do! But back to the show! We watched episode 10 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "Nightmares"! We chat about Anissa's LONG work days, TC's struggles with finding a consistent barber, having children, sleep paralysis, the most terrifying nightmares we've had, & more!

We're coming close to the end of season 1 of Buffy! We watched episode 9 entitled "The Puppet Show"! Is this show not about vampire?! No, it's about demons and puppets! But that's not all we're discussing! We chat about famous Queen lyrics, having pet pigs, James' cat roommate Frank cutting fabrics, our hatred for a new principle, our high school talent shows, things that remind TC of James, infections we've had, beautiful kismet between two hosts, and more!

We're into the cyberspace! Today TC, Anissa, & James (with a very short appearance by James' Mostly Speakin' Sentai co-host Nicole) watch episode 8 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, titled "I, Robot... You, Jane", and barely talk about it! Join us as we discuss James' Michigan dialect, racism in the WWE, the logic of text based demons, eyebrow maintenance, high school teachers with computers, finding porn during puberty, and so much more!

Today's episode is not from heavenly angels above... it's from steamy Hell devils giving us buff men named Angel! We talking about episode 7 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer entitled "Angel"! James gives his thoughts on the series so TC totally doesn't write the episode summary during the first few minutes of the podcast, Anissa's experience with a Buffy pop up bar, we try to get our friend Nicole on the podcast, our tipping etiquette, we tell stories about our mothers, and more!!!