What the Hex?!

Welcome to Garden-talk with your hosts Phil and Brian.  They talk about how to plant and harvest responsibly, respecting the seven traditional cycles of gardening, including but not limited to Withering, Despair, and Gnarly Uses for Internal Organs.

Feature Token placement from Spent Glory

Underworlds Underground is back baaybeeee

R77 posits that Underworlds is too boring right now

Jaws a different way from Staggerers

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Oooo wah-ah-ah-ah

We reach back to a fun twist that Zach used for the game back in first edition.  Randomly generate a warband and randomly generate a deck pairing.  Phil and Davy get put through the ringer with exactly those randomly generated pairings as performed by Zach and Skyler.  Listen for the deck building thought processes and our experiences playing with them.

Staggerers challenge decks

Hexodus returns?

Starting Hexodus

Davy's Deck build

Phil's first iteration

Phil's second iteration

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I must confess my destiny's manifest

Phil and Davy aren't talking about the hottest deck this week.  Instead, we're taking a look at set that might be flying under the radar.  Or is it?  We talk our experiences running Hunting Grounds, what we've learned, what warbands go well with it, and what it might pair with.

Spanish Language state of the meta

"Why I'm really into Underworlds"

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Nobody's at home

Holy cow did a lot of stuff happen for Underworlds in 2025.  The gang reflects on everything we saw.  Come with us down memory lane as we highlight some of our faves, and maybe get on the gripe train about a few pet peeves too.

Spent Glory Board Selection

Staggerers December Update Review

Goonhammer December Update Coverage

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All you ever wanted/ Is it getting away

By listener request:  Zach and Phil talk deck building. We visited this topic in Ep 129, but that was one edition and almost two years ago!  Zach and Phil break down general considerations

Battle Mallet's Top Cards from each Rivals deck at WCW

Staggerers' Deck Repository

Goonhammer's High Risk Objective Rundown

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He's hiding something from the rest of us

Here at WTH we love a dark horse story, and though the player wasn't a dark horse, his warband choice was.  We talk to G who was responsible for one of the more intriguing storylines at worlds- with his brilliant run with Kurnoth's Heralds.  Phil and Davy interview about his thoughts about the warband and its performance.

G's Deck for 7th place at Worlds

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I was hunting for answers down in the dark When suddenly I had a better thought

Phil, Brian, and Davy talk about what we learned at Worlds- what we got right, what we got wrong, how comprehensive the Polish victory was and how the future might be now, old man.  Plus, Fantasy Draft results!

Staggerers Deck Repository including Worlds Decks

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I may be crazy

Have ourselves a good time

We try our hand at the new hottest thing in tabletop gaming that is definitely real and not something we just made up.  The gang tries a fantasy draft for performance at Worlds, perhaps a useful framework for discussing what's strong and what we think we might see there!  Listen as we make dubious choices throughout!

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Spinnerite's Underworld's Dice Calculator

All our blog coverage of the new releases

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For those of you still think we're from England/ We're not/ No

Brian, Zach and Phil run through their latest experiences with the new warbands, decks and boards.  Come listen to their joys and laments as they describe the harrowing experience of navigating the Spitewood.

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All our blog coverage of the new releases

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Don't you lie to me

Brian and Davy breakdown all sixteen (!) new warbands from Warbands of Spitewood.  Some old favorites return, but have they returned with their flavor intact?  Are old problems, problems still?  Have a listen for your old loves and new favorites.

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All our blog coverage of the new releases

Love Letter to Brethren of the Bolt

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Let me break myself apart Instead and scatter to my birds