What Family Movies are What Corporations?

"...But female ducks have developed countermeasures. Their vaginas are equally long and twisting, lined with dead-end pockets and spirals that curve in the opposite direction. They are organic chastity belts, evolved to limit the effectiveness of the males’ lengthy genitals."

What Presidents are What Cereal?

My principle memory of this ep was that we spent a long time before we started recording talking about how good "The Dress Up Gang" is and what a tragedy it is that it was buried when TBS's ownership changed hands. Oh, the game is "What Breakfast Cereals are What Presidents".

What Super Bowl Halftime Performers are What Wing Sauces?

Please enjoy this bonus episode from another age. All of our old episodes from Season 1 can be found on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whatthingsarewhatthings And yes, these episodes do feature everyone's favorite on-screen S&L talent: John Austin Jameson.

What Disaster Movies are What Sugary Drinks?

Buckle up, this one's a trip.

What Game Shows are What Rockers?

Two real ones, Alex and Isaac form Hembree, join us on the eve of their second album's release. Fwiw Alex and I figured out we both were at the same Muse show in 2005.

What White House Cabinet Positions are What Mascots?

We recorded this a couple hours before the Chiefs game. That's right, we're doing descriptions now.

What Brothers are What McDonald's Menu Items?

This one was remote cuz Omicron but that's over now so we're prolly good.

What Christmas Songs are What Sweet Treats?

This one gets pretty gross, but it's all for a good cause.

What Seinfeld Episodes are What US States?

These guys are in popular bands, one of them wore a leather jacket to the recording. Which one? Our patrons (https://www.patreon.com/whatthingsarewhatthings) already know.

What Heist Films are What Universities? 

Dan Gill says at one point he's trying to look like Kurt Vonnegut on purpose. And I for one, believe him.