What Up Brotha

Hoarse isn't a four legged animal, it's our hosts after their first hour and a half of podcasting. Following their double-header, Will and Matt discuss whether twins are trustworthy, Matt's flappy gum surgery, "Zen the Intergalactic Ninja" from 1993, and three Masta Ace concept albums over a 16 year span. Along the way you'll listen to Matt stumble and use terrible mic discipline, as well as hear childhood stories that should never have been told. 

In this long-anticipated episode, your hosts discuss their world travels, illnesses, and Jon's hospital visit. Keep an ear out around 20:00 when we play Matt's awful clip from his vacation, which careful listeners might remember as being his homework from last episode. As far as episodes go, you could do worse than this one. It's exactly what you'd expect out of the boys after a short hiatus. They eventually stumble into a few reviews, including Fensler Film's GI Joe PSA shorts and Bill Withers' second album, Still Bill.

Shorty muffins! Listen up, because the boys are talking about what a parent sacrifices for their child, when it's appropriate to trash someone for vomiting, and what their cohost might be up to. They also review an incredible rap album, Heltah Skeltah's Nocturnal from 1996, and the awful PC video game, Loadstar: The Legend of Tully Bodine from 1995.

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Proving that they can still act like children, Will and Matt begin a new "show and tell" segment, using it to humiliate a large corporation that never would have been a sponsor anyway. After throwing insults, they talk about 1985's sci-fi noir "Trancers," and the 2002 hit album "Lord Willin'" by the rap duo Clipse.

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The post-work podcast strikes again and the boys are even less coherent than usual. Matt and Will try to avoid dragging the podcast down into the scatological screeching of the past two episodes. They instead discuss a group of loud, outspoken people they could do without. 

Reviews include an awesome album nobody has ever heard of (The B.U.M.S. Lyfe N Tyme) and a terrible videogame that they'd never recommend to their worst enemy (Star Wars: Rebel Assault). Listen closely for when they become totally unhinged around minute 57. You've been warned.

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After overcoming the shameful audio issues of the previous show, WUBP is back. Matt admits that he led Jon on an expedition into the woods and that their third, never-present cohost is probably dead. Will, after chastising him for being a lousy brother, offers up a new mic stand to Matt that fits his short stature. They talk about Friday nights as kids, including the Nickelodeon show Kablam, and review 1985 horror film "Silver Bullet". 

What's that horrible noise? Sorry, that's just what the podcast sounds like this week. Apologies for abusing your ears.

After an equipment failure, Matt and Will, absent Jon, have to make do with subpar equipment. They talk about Will's baby daughter and how new parents end up only talking about parenting. Will trashes Matt's lack of contribution to the podcast while Matt implies that Will has relations with animals and how he doesn't have a bed. They review "Enta Da Stage" by Black Moon, a classic hip hop album, and also talk about a little known awful ninja movie that Matt dredged up out of the abyss of their childhood: "Little Ninjas". 

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Surprise, surprise! Guess who decided not to show up to the podcast? Will and Matt argue over Will's biased editing of the podcast and whether it was a good idea to bring on Holla Hydro in the first place considering the letter Will just got. Matt brings in a hard new sponsor and reads listener mail. They then launch reviews of the classic kids ninja movie "Surf Ninjas" and an obscure mixtape from 2004, DJ Noodles' "Pimp My Tape". 

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