What Were We Saying?

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  • 213: A Good Smack In The Mouth - The Title Is Now Under Legal Review

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    WWWS continues its march toward the completely self-appointed title of The Last Great Podcast Of The Modern Era, although the designation remains somewhat complicated by the possibility that someone else may be making a similar claim. Legal action remains under consideration. Big Uke has been asked to handle it.

    The Future That Wasn’t gets things underway, revisiting bold predictions from the past that failed spectacularly to account for the actual future. The confidence of yesterday continues to provide reliable entertainment today.

    From there, Tubesox is assigned a new movie, ensuring that the show's increasingly formalized system of mandatory homework remains fully operational. Another viewing obligation is now on the calendar, whether anyone is emotionally prepared for it or not.

    Big Uke’s Bunch O’ Stuff follows, although the segment arrives with a slightly different energy this time around. Some days you come prepared to change the course of podcasting history. Other days, you simply show up and hope the conversation carries you the rest of the way. Fortunately, the conversation does.

    And, as always, 3 Things That Can Kick Rocks closes things out, because even an allegedly historic podcast still needs somewhere to put its grievances.

    Failed predictions. Mandatory homework. Questionable preparation. Fresh complaints.

    The momentum continues. The title remains disputed. Nobody appears particularly concerned.

    Keep your expectations low. The Last Great Podcast Of The Modern Era is apparently still under review.

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    54 min
  • 212: Tomorrow Ends At Noon - Best episode ever? We're asking questions

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    WWWS continues its steady climb toward the completely self-appointed title of The Last Great Podcast Of The Modern Era, while quietly finding itself back in territory normally reserved for discussions of "best episode ever." Whether that's justified is, as always, left to the listener.

    This week marks the Season 2 return of Pick Your Poison, where Big Uke presents Tubesox with a series of carefully constructed no-win scenarios. The choices are impossible. The cross-examination is unavoidable.

    Greenlit? also makes another appearance, with Big Uke once again tasked with separating one completely fabricated television premise from a lineup of actual shows that somehow made it to air. His instincts are tested. Television history is not.

    Meanwhile, What's Dumb This Week? uncovers another peculiar news story from the depths of reality, courtesy of Tubesox. The news continues its relentless campaign to make satire increasingly difficult.

    And, as always, 3 Things That Can Kick Rocks closes the proceedings, continuing the show's proud tradition of identifying minor irritations and treating them like matters of national importance.

    Impossible choices. Forgotten television. Headlines that refuse to cooperate.

    The momentum continues. The evidence is becoming... moderately persuasive.

    Keep your expectations low. The Last Great Podcast Of The Modern Era certainly won't



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    57 min
  • 211: Somebody Killed Cock Robin - Confidence continues to outpace the available evidence

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    WWWS presses onward with the quiet assurance of a show that has long since accepted its place as The Last Great Podcast Of The Modern Era. Independent verification remains unnecessary when morale is this high.

    This week, Tubesox Top 10 returns with another carefully assembled list, proving once again that ranking things with absolute conviction is far easier than defending the rankings afterward.

    Would Anyone Miss It? also makes another appearance, inviting Big Uke and Tubesox to determine whether one everyday object would actually be mourned if it disappeared forever. The verdict is rarely unanimous. The debate is almost always unnecessary.

    Elsewhere, Big Uke reports back on For A Few Dollars More (1965), Sergio Leone's classic western and the latest film to emerge from the WWWS mandatory homework program. Whether the assignment expanded his cinematic horizons or simply delayed them remains open to interpretation.

    The episode closes, as always, with 3 Things That Can Kick Rocks, because even a podcast operating at the absolute peak of its completely self-appointed powers still finds plenty of room for petty grievances.

    Top ten lists. Everyday debates. Spaghetti westerns. Fresh homework.

    The momentum continues. The legend grows. Independent confirmation remains pending.

    Keep your expectations low. The Last Great Podcast Of The Modern Era certainly won't.

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    1 hr 2 min
  • 210: 60 Miles To Hell - Greatness remains entirely self-appointed.

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    WWWS continues its steady ascent toward the completely self-appointed title of The Last Great Podcast Of The Modern Era. No formal announcement has been made, but the confidence level suggests the paperwork is already being drafted.

    This week, Say What Now? ventures into the world of carnival slang, once again asking Big Uke to decipher expressions from a bygone era with a level of certainty that history rarely rewards. The language is obscure. The guesses are anything but.

    The WWWS Mailbag swings open once again, bringing another collection of listener questions, observations, and unsolicited contributions to the ever-expanding WWWS universe. Some are insightful. Others simply create more work.

    Meanwhile, Tubesox reports back on his assignment, Anchorman 2 (2013), attempting to determine whether revisiting a modern comedy improves the experience - or simply provides ninety more minutes to overanalyze jokes that were never asking for it.

    Not to be outdone, Tubesox assigns Big Uke another movie, ensuring the show's increasingly formalized process of mandatory homework continues without interruption.

    And, as always, 3 Things That Can Kick Rocks returns, proving that no amount of confidence, momentum, or alleged greatness can prevent entirely innocent people, places, and objects from ending up on the weekly grievance list.

    Carnival slang. Fresh mail. Comedy under review. New homework.

    The momentum continues to build. The evidence remains largely anecdotal.

    Keep your expectations low. The Last Great Podcast Of The Modern Era certainly won't.

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    57 min
  • 209: When The Shouting Dies - Confidence is building. Oversight is not.

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    Fresh off the introduction of two brand-new segments, momentum continues to build as WWWS settles comfortably into the completely unverified belief that it may, in fact, be The Last Great Podcast Of The Modern Era. Confidence has never been the problem.

    The Future That Wasn't gets things underway once again revisiting ambitious predictions from decades past that collapsed under the weight of reality. The optimism of yesterday continues to provide reliable entertainment today.

    Big Uke's Bunch O' Stuff also returns, delivering another collection of observations, declarations, and confidently held opinions that continue to blur the line between insight and instinct.

    Elsewhere, Big Uke assigns Tubesox a new movie, continuing the show's increasingly formalized process of turning free time into mandatory homework. Another review is already looming on the horizon.

    And, as always, 3 Things That Can Kick Rocks closes the episode with its weekly inventory of petty grievances, proving that no amount of momentum can reduce the world's supply of entirely avoidable irritations.

    Fresh confidence. Failed predictions. Future homework.

    The momentum continues to build. The legend, however self-appointed, grows by the week.

    Keep your expectations low. Ours have never been higher.

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    52 min
  • 208: House Of Prayer, Den Of Thieves - New Segments. Same Poor Judgement.

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    The fellas take another step forward this week by doing what every well-adjusted show eventually does: introducing even more recurring segments.

    What's Dumb This Week opens the proceedings with a peculiar news story that once again proves reality continues to outpace satire. The facts are verified. The decision-making behind them remains a mystery.

    This episode also marks the debut of Would Anyone Miss It?, where Big Uke & Tubesox tackle an important societal question: if something quietly disappeared tomorrow, would anyone actually notice - or care? Some answers come surprisingly easy. Others reveal far more about the hosts than intended.

    Another brand-new segment, Greenlit?, also makes its first appearance, asking whether questionable ideas deserve a second look or should have remained exactly where they were found. Optimism is encouraged. Judgment is optional.

    And, as always, 3 Things That Can Kick Rocks returns to ensure that  regardless of how many new ideas arrive, there will always be time to complain about the old ones.

    New segments. Strange headlines. Entirely unnecessary opinions.

    The format continues to evolve. The attitude remains exactly the same.

    Keep your expectations low. Innovation has its limits.

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    50 min
  • 207: A Mouthful Of Dust - Classic Noir. Modern Complaints

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    Season 2 continues its steady march forward, proving once again that consistency is less about discipline and more about showing up often enough for it to become a habit.

    This week, Tubesox unveils another  Top 10 - meticulously compiled, confidently defended, and immediately opened to the usual levels of skepticism. The rankings are fixed. Public opinion is not.

    Edgar's Fun Facts also returns, steadfastly continuing his mission to provide information that is occasionally fascinating, occasionally baffling, and almost always delivered with complete confidence.

    Meanwhile, Big Uke reports back on his latest assignment - The Killing (1956), offering a review of the classic film noir through the uniquely WWWS lens. Whether he watched it as intended - or simply survived it - is left for the audience to decide.

    And, as always, 3 Things That Can Kick Rocks closes out the episode, once again proving that the world's supply of minor irritations remains effectively limitless.

    Rankings. Facts. Film noir. Fresh grievances.

    The routine is well established. The opinions remain entirely unregulated.

    Keep your expectations low. We've made a tradition out of it.

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    55 min
  • 206: Requiem For A Barfly - Old Slang, Fresh Mail, & Forced Homework

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    With the excitement of special guests, bonus content, and temporary deviations now firmly behind them, WWWS settles comfortably back into its natural state: a collection of recurring segments held together by momentum and habit.

    This week, Say What Now? returns, once again challenging Big Uke to decipher old-timey slang with a level of confidence that remains largely disconnected from historical accuracy. Some guesses come surprisingly close. Others create entirely new meanings that historians will now have to contend with.

    The WWWS Mailbag also reopens, bringing with it another round of listener correspondence, observations, and questions that occasionally reveal a concerning amount of attention being paid to the show.

    Meanwhile, Tubesox delivers his review of Waiting (2005), a film that spends considerable energy convincing the audience it's outrageous, with results that may vary depending on one's tolerance for repetition, shock value, and workplace hijinks.

    Not content to leave well enough alone, Big Uke assigns Tubesox a new movie, continuing the show's increasingly formalized process of turning free time into mandatory homework.

    And, as always, 3 Things That Can Kick Rocks returns to close things out, where petty grievances, minor annoyances, and entirely innocent targets once again find themselves under review.

    Old slang. Fresh mail. Forced cinema. Renewable irritation.

    The routine is back. The patience is not.

    Keep your expectations low. The show certainly has.

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    54 min
  • 205: The Two Million Clams Of Cap’n Jack - An Epilogue To A Milestone, & A Return To Routine

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    Fresh off the show’s first-ever guest appearance, WWWS returns with unfinished business.


    This week features bonus content from the Lieutenant Eric conversation, as he takes on the WWWS Quizzer - a challenge designed to reveal character, test judgment, and occasionally produce answers that raise entirely new questions. As always, the questions are simple. The consequences are not.


    Elsewhere, Big Uke assigns Tubesox a new movie, continuing the show’s increasingly formalized process of turning free time into mandatory homework.


    And, of course, 3 Things That Can Kick Rocks returns once again, because even after a milestone episode, the list of grievances remains stubbornly renewable.

    A guest epilogue. A fresh movie assignment. The usual complaints.

    Normal operations have resumed.

    Keep your expectations low. The show certainly has.

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    51 min
  • 204: A Bullet for El Diablo - A First Guest. A Different Format. A Show Milestone.

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    For the first time in show history, WWWS welcomes a guest - a development many had begun to suspect was purely theoretical.

    In this Very Special Episode, Big Uke & Tubesox sit down with Lieutenant Eric from Edmonton Sports Talk for a conversation that quickly outgrows the show's usual boundaries. What started as a guest appearance turned into the longest episode in WWWS history, which seemed like a better idea than stopping a perfectly good conversation just because the clock (or Edgar) said so.

    There are no rankings, no movie assignments, and no scheduled grievances this week. Just three people talking about sports, broadcasting, life, and whatever else wanders into the room and grabs a microphone.

    A first guest. A different format. A milestone for the show.

    The segments will be back next week.

    For now, you'll have to settle for an extra fifteen minutes of WWWS.

    Keep your expectations low. This is still WWWS.



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    1 hr 5 min

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