What Were We Thinking!?!

This Week:

Mcdogs weather sound effects - it's raining in the studio!

The way women talk when they're alone together?!?

Mcdogs perception of lesbian sex... Is he right?

Our 'exciting' Halloween!

Anands 6 yr old nephew calls in about his new book

Mcdog has a new job! (again:)

The last, last Star Wars movie... and Terminator 3

Can a good looking, fit man also be 'funny' ?

After so many years of comedy, is there any way a comedian can avoid accidentally 'reusing' jokes?

Louis CK - still a thing?

Anand helps us understand tantra and Divali... It's now what we thought.

Are we so 'old' we have to wear sport jackets to get noticed?

Who the hell is today's version of Lionel Richie (and does anyone care??)

The Preservation Hall Jazz Band - some awesome stuff recorded live - but we don't get to it till the very end of the show

Earl's Mindfulness classes and the unshriveling rasin

Even Kayla, the Millennial Unit doesn't get Tik Tok

...and more bizarre nonsense to chuckle about.

Getting high BEFORE picking the movie

Kayla and her millennial bad boys

Is it racist to say 'ricer'?

The Millennial Girl get's 'picked up' by an Uber driver - and they go out!

Who is the highest paid actor in the world? (hint: Jackie Chan is number 2)

White power's perversion of the OK hand symbol

Medium rare steak tartar in Amsterdam - but you won't find it on the menu

What the hell is Tik Tok??

The Vatican releases the E-Rosary - tech revolution or thinly veiled cock-ring?

McDog whips out the crippler. (or at his age, the cripple?)

Earl STILL hasn't seen The Joker - He's a Marvel guy

Anand asks "Why eat heart healthy when a heart attack is a nice fast way to go"

Do it yourself colonoscopies!

Can't we just elect Bernie Saunders for a year or so? ...he's old.

US immigration and Canadians who smoke weed legally getting banned

Dweezil Zappa is coming!

Remember how the PMRC made Explicit Lyrics COOL? ...anyone? Beuller?

Millennial boomers

What are millennials like in India?

Earl accidentally tells Anand to 'go back to India' - and Anand says Earl's picture is too Jewwy

Can you make money with voice acting?

Update on our mysterious porno director, Bojak. He ALMOST calls in, but ends up BLOCKING our number!

How low will we go to get listeners?

McDog misses The Polkadot Door. No one knows what he's talking about

All this and much more random bizarre (funny) nonsense, and deep deep insight!

Stay tuned!

We're all sickies... STAND BACK FROM YOUR RADIO!

Drake - He started from the bottom...( ie his parent's basement in the rich part of town.) Now he's here. But when will he be leaving?

Columbus Day... Turkey Day.... either way to many places are closed!

80s Stupid band names.

Why are millennials so sad? (just give em more cold medicine!)

Is the world ACTUALLY worse this decade compared to the last few (or is everyone just whining??)

Was Jar Jar Binks created by a racist? ...Or did you actually see Star Wars?

Can we get Five Finger Death Punch on our show?? And could they take Tekashi 69?

Movies we saw: Men in Black 4, Dolittle (Ironman 5?), The Joker... and some '70s porn

Earl's Skype picture is too JEWEY. Is that a thing?

Why do women love weddings and men... not so much?

Trying to get connected to Johnny Soporno for an interview... or not.

Can anyone make money in music or influencer marketing anymore?

There's no Toad story this week.. but we rename him Bojack!

The Handmade's tale. So uplifting. More cold medicine please.

Spoilers about the Breaking Bad movie... BEWARE!

... and so much more random shit! (and some good laughs!!

McDog brings in "Poo Be Gone" ass spray/toilet deodorant, and we are obsessed with it. Naturally :)

Friends of the show MOPA Dean and GF Giulia Mondell call in to talk about our big night out to see live baroque classical music (courtesy of Taffelmusic). We get down and nerdy with it.

Some how we compare it to Trap music. More coffee.

Anand shocks us by disclosing that Mozart had a poop fetish!!

Earl explains how he secretly loves to make his dad's hearing aids squeel.

The Millennial Grrl takes on the question of brown-face and how people don't ask themselves 'What were we thinking??'

We address the horrors of badly timed sneezing - and teach how to emergency suppress a potentially disastrous sneeeeeeeeze.

We get a call from a mystery guest who may be secretly running his own 'cam room' while on the call with us.

Anand suddenly needs to know what the HELL "brown-face" is :)

Suddenly we're debating if it's ok to go to a costume party with brown makeup on, if you're ACTUALLY of 'brown' ancestry. This can't end well :)

Will there actually be a REMAKE of the PRINCESS BRIDE movie??? Rumours.....

The US military finally admits there ARE UFOs - But cleverly renames them so no one notices. In an interview, we hear The Donald explain that many pilots are 'very fine people' too :)

McDog recounts the fateful night his brother ended up passed on an emergency-room toilet - vanishing without a clue.

And finally : The Anti Secret. The first instalment of the story of our friend, the accidentally famous porn director, who ditched our show this week, so we roast him about his ability to turn good luck to bad luck- and hear about his guest starring on the Stern show - with nothing to say.

We were old and got tired. So we went for Subway sandwiches.

Stay tuned for more!! (And thanks for giving us your ear!)

(Now we need to come up with show THREE. What were we thinking??)

Ok, here we go... SHOW ONE! We're having a lot of laughs, telling stories, playing clips and trying to settle in to this new reality!

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Lepers in Hawaii

McDog's almost band - and some wicked impromptu fretless guitar

Why the hell is Anand calling in from Kentucky?

The secret truth that Kayla (aka Millennial Grrl) likes beards, even though her BF can't quite grow one

Texting other people in the house, because... Millennial

Who remembers Prince and Bowie? And are there any actual legends in today's music world? (Oh god not DRAKE??)

Dead people who keep popping up on Facebook ... will it ever end?

Is Madonna really elevator music now? (Hint: we prove it :)

Muk Bang! (Whatever that is!)

We us ASMR as our excuse to try new snacks - MMmmm - could it be the munchies?

Does Anand wash his hands after using the toilet?

Once Upon a Time in LA - was it really all downhill for Quentin since True Romance?

Why the hell don't people over 40 bother to finish their... (sentences?)

(and that's just THIS WEEK! - stay tuned)

Earl makes lame excuses for still not having a show TRAILER. McDog and Anand bitch-slap him :)

NOTE: It turns out THIS IS THE TRAILER for the show... It just isn't showing up as one (yet).

We thought putting up a TRAILER before adding the first couple of shows would be simple? WHAT WERE WE THINKING? :)

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