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- TRANSMISSION FOUR
TRANSMISSION FOUR.
TRANSCRIPT: Here at Savannah, we’re all about efficiency. Sometimes this means we have to deal with workplace accidents and human disposal. But do you think Savannah would bother with mass graves? No. Our soon to be patented human incineration devices will render your leftover employee biomass safe and inert for reintroduction to the Savannah ecosystem. With our proprietary hydroponic systems, your employee corpses can be used to grow healthy, sustainable lunches for you and your coworkers. Our community is depending on you to keep company expenses low and morale high. Remember, if someone has to die at work, make sure they’re off the clock!
ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written, Recorded, and Produced by Brad Colbroock. Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co. Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.
1 min - TRANSMISSION THREE
TRANSMISSION THREE.
TRANSCRIPT: Savannah - the one stop shop for all your shipping needs. You can find anything and everything, from gas masks to rocket launchers to and cybernetic devices to help you survive the robot uprising. Our automated drone delivery service takes the hassle out of shipping. Thanks to the minuscule computer chips we’ve embedded in your teeth, our drones know exactly where you are, at all times, guaranteeing a fast and efficient delivery. Starting this month, we’re implementing a new process; using a new state-of-the-art algorithm we're sending you products you didn't even know you wanted but we know you need. Savannah is dedicated to making each and every one of our customers happy. Because when we smile, you have to smile too.
ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written, Recorded, and Produced by Cole Burkhardt. Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co. Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.
1 min - TRANSMISSION TWO
TRANSMISSION TWO.
TRANSCRIPT: Would you like to work for the biggest company on the planet? Consider employment with Savannah! We have a place for you here. Experience a hyper-automated, dynamic and fast-paced working environment, full of exciting challenges to take on each day. Come home to Savannah, where your coworkers are family. We’re looking for individuals with a strong sense of personal accountability and the drive to succeed. You must be willing to sign personal injury and surveillance waivers and be available to work extended hours and weekends as needed. Savannah Human Resources: Answering the question, "Why people?"
ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written, Recorded, and Produced by Tal Minear.
Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co.Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.1 min - TRANSMISSION ONE
TRANSMISSION ONE.
TRANSCRIPT:
When YOU need security for your business, call on Savannah Security Systems! Our security specialists can install our patented systems in under a week. They're so advanced, we had to get laws changed to even install them! With predictive facial recognition technology, your business can be protected from potential criminals before they even reach your door. Call today for your almost-free installation estimate! Savannah Security Systems not responsible for injury or loss of life for those living within 300 feet of any Savannah Security Systems installation. Failure to relocate within 30 seconds of installation constitutes an agreement to have any and all data gathered by the system shared with Savannah Industries. Please see additional warnings at Savannah's SS advisory website. The Geneva Convention has not yet been amended to allow use of this product in all countries. Savannah Industries: Ask yourself what will be here. We already have.ADDITIONAL NOTES:
Written, Recorded, and Produced by Brad Colbroock.Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co.Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.1 min
About What Will Be Here?
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[COMPLETED SERIES] In What Will Be Here?, five friends send a rocket to space with a collection of recordings on it that document the world’s decline, the stories they want to tell, and their efforts…
in building this rocket to get their message to the stars. They wonder what their world will have become by the time their message is listened to. At its core, this show is about living and creating when things feel pointless. It's a story that came out of the pandemic, and the landscape in which this story was written and produced greatly influenced how it turned out. What Will Be Here? is set on earth 200 years in the future, where large-scale crises are fully normalized. But despite the bleak backdrop, this story is one of hope - of overcoming challenges, of making things that might be temporary, but also things that might be launched into space and continue on forever.