What would Brian Bevan say

With Warrington reaching a 21st century low point, and within touching distance of their own Jubilee Championship, Rob finally blows his top. Dennis enjoys a Dorset nob in his quest to research what makes good head for his new book. Sam leaves the game early with a caveat, and is now only offering up shitistics in imperial measurements. There’s a Queen of Warrington quiz, first dates over at Beers bar, and the podcast hears from its number one fan - Josh Charnley. Enjoy.

As Warrington make it to nearly halfway through their regular season, the podcast opens its patreon jubilee lounge. There’s live breaking news of the signing of a new prop, but do his poor stats negate the need for celebrations? Dennis takes to waving an aubergine aggressively, Sam’s more interested in Australian politics, and Rob sources a pub singer in an attempt to encourage the younger listener. And, Beers takes to the air - thankfully, not through Plange Airways or Ryan Atkins. Enjoy

The podcast bites into Wire’s defeat to the pie eaters with a thin crust of knowledge and a limited shitistical filling. Dennis is handcuffed to a radiator but still manages to design a new player from an anatomical clusterfuck. Sam flares up, and we ask just how long is his hose pipe? Rob sends Daryl Powell a tortilla wrap before offering up rumours aplenty. Daniel looks to the future, and Beers goes in search of culinary stars. Plus, there’s the Toby / Tony quiz Challenge Cup filler. Enjoy.

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It’s been three games and three weeks since the last episode, but with Rob suffering from covid - though I doubt he’ll mention it - will he have the energy to look after the podcast or will it be overrun by Dennis’ Orwellian pigs? Sam blows the whistle on his best ever shitistic, ventures into pissed-up veganism, and has his knife out for a deluded Yorkshire pundit. There’s kippers for breakfast and a dead commentator over on Beers. And if the show isn’t butchered enough, there’s one last alternative to pull a rabbit out of a hat . Enjoy. We didn’t.

With so many questions, is the podcast on the brink of having Daryl Powell on to provide all the answers? A gin-less Dennis insults all of Sydney before promoting Stockholm, in his search for happiness. Sam switches from ranting to lamenting and shows an impeccable knowledge of Oscar Hammerstein II musical scores. Mrs London laps up the moonlight whilst Rob pays an astronomical 10% service charge. There are very few statistics to rinse off, and Daniel washes the players right out of his hair. Plus, Beers holds a Legends' themed evening, all downed with e's and whizz. Enjoy.

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With Warrington making it three losses in a row, the podcast turns to guest host, agony aunt Claire Rayner, for the answer to waning relationships. Sam finds himself critiquing the sitcom along with the Wolves' website. Dennis' book review is Power Force, but his factorial equation comes up short by 973 points. Rob looks for wedding gifts through the WhatBevan patron following. Plus, there's a 1996 quiz, post-contact-players'-metres and Beers promotes NFT watered down accounting. Enjoy.  

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It’s a fortnight of mixed emotions following Warrington’s French Connections - but just how long under Joe Philbin’s current metre averages would it take for him to reach the Eiffel Tower? Daniel has the answer. Sam reminisces about 1996 and his bad taste in music, Dennis takes us on a dietary plan fit for Lepidopteras, and Rob’s 72-year-old uncle Bob London provides an alternative commentary. Plus, there’s a Magnum PI quiz that leaves a podcaster’s revision in tatters. And, it’s all froth with no substance down at Beers Bar. Enjoy.

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It's all smiles at the Halliwell Jones as Warrington make it two wins from two. And it's not only the fans in a happy mood - are the players enjoying Daryl's coaching too? Dennis decides it's time to decorate, but loaded-up on his latest supply of sponsored Tiger gin, adopts a mob mentality. With the pressure off Sam's shitistics he delivers more interesting figures than ever before. And Rob questions whether diesel dick may have been on show on the M62. Plus, there's Daniel with his opinion on Wire's new style of play, Alan London is well again, and there's a ludicrous prediction from a WhatBevan panel member. Plus, there's a Greek Night with a dodgy urine sample down at Beers bar. Enjoy. 

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It’s a fresh start at Warrington under new coach Daryl Powell, but why is he running with the idiom ‘putting the cart before the horse’? Yes, "What would Brian Bevan say?" returns for a fourth season. So brace yourself for over two hours of your life you'll never get back, as Dennis re-badges his section with a literary theme - but rather than running with a book synopsis decides to painstakingly read aloud in real time. Sam drops the bombshell he’s no longer a season ticket holder. Can he be persuaded back to the Halliwell Jones by an attractive brand of Rugby? Rob, dressed only in his underpants in sweltering Sydney heat, soon discovers his chair’s not made from real leather. There’s a debatable Greek quiz, a significant rant, predictions through the panel’s in-house scientific computer HAL, plus a vote-off between Sky's Jenna Brooks and Channel 4's Susie Dent. And premiering on the podcast, the new sitcom BEERS - set in the heartland of Cheshire's Stockton Heath, where everybody knows your name. Enjoy.

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After three excruciating years of Price and his Super League failures, the podcast searches for a solution to the ongoing Warrington shit show. Sam considers giving up watching the Wire altogether, and delivers a speech to rival Julius Caesar. Dennis enters all the hard hitting Wolves' problems into his WhatBevan super computer called the logic analytical binary information arbitrator, receiving an answer of pornographic Fitzpatrick proportions. And Rob misses most of the match due to his irritable bowel after consuming half a kilo of peanuts. Plus, there's highlights, a poem, a reluctant round of predictions, and it's hankies at the ready as we reach the final voyage on HMS HJ. Enjoy