What Would McAvoy Say?

Just looking at some of the records in the Guinness Book has caused me to wonder how I might become officially amazing by getting my name in that book somewheres, and I think I’vehit on it...

The true measure of a person is not net worth, but net humanity.

So you might be wondering, what is the prize for winning the World’s Wife Carrying Championships? I thought you’d never ask. The grand prize is the winners’ total weight in beer.

You just might get swept away into another person’s life, another person’s time, that will thrill and entertain you to no end…

That evening we went body surfing at midnight under a full moon, and a couple porpoises joined us as playmates and instructors...

That was this boy’s lucky day...

Thereupon, not unlike Captain Cook, I shoved off to where no man had gone before.

"This little village of ours is going to need a really good name."

Future readings will serve to advance human understanding and tolerance.

If you’re hoping to check it out of your library you should expect to be put on a waiting list.