What'd Mom Say

Tess and Hannah chat about calling their mom during babysitting emergencies. The sisters read a listener's email about getting caught sexting. 

Comedian and yoga instructor Hannah Abney joins the pod this week! Her mom Marjorie is a classic New Yorker/former mortgage broker who married a hog farmer. Hannah shares about having a twin, her mom's collection of cat ashes, hilarious family vacations, and watching her mom belt Whitney Houston naked around the house. 

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Instagram: instagram.com/hannaha650/

New Moon Comedy Show in Houston: instagram.com/newmooncomedyshow

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Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/
Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom)
Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43

Heyyyy daughters, we're talking about furries this week. Sisters Hannah and Tess also read their first listener e-mail from a soon-to-be dad looking for parenting advice! It's very... belly-button heavy. 

Comedian Chelby Morgan joins the pod this week! Her mom is from Thailand and was stolen away by her father to America at age 2. Chelby shares about her mom's three baby daddies/husbands, dating older men in high school, and being an unmarried stay-at-home stepmom for a year. 

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Instagram: instagram.com/chelbymorgan/?hl=en 

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Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/
Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom)
Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43

Would your mom narc on you if you messed up? Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss a Reddit story a mom posted about telling her son-in-law a secret her daughter is keeping. 

Soft city girl Krystal joins us this week! Her mom Berta is a classy Sagittarius who worked as a school clerk. Krystal shares about growing up with a single mom, mommy-daughter botox dates, and living at home with her mom and grandma. 

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Tiktok: tiktok.com/@softcitygirlkrystal 

Instagram: instagram.com/kalex_htx/ 

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Pod Instagram: instagram.com/whatdmomsay/
Tess' Instagram: instagram.com/tessver/
Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/
Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom)
Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43

Sorry guys... the intro is gross again. Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss soggy bread and animal d*cks. Then they read two Reddit stories: one about a mom that got her son an "I love cream pies" tshirt and another about a girl discovering her mom installed a hidden camera in her room. 

Actress and karaoke DJ Brit Garcia joins us this week. Her moms Beth and Robin are sisters! Brit shares about finding out she was adopted, her family dynamics growing up with two moms, becoming a karaoke DJ, and her upcoming stage performance in Houston. 

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Instagram: instagram.com/bridganny/ 

Check out Brit's performance in Describe the Night in June: companyonstage.ticketspice.com/describe-the-night 

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Pod Instagram: instagram.com/whatdmomsay/
Tess' Instagram: instagram.com/tessver/
Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/
Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom)
Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43

Is anyone out there using their menstrual blood to fertilize their plants? Unfortunately, that's what Tess and Hannah discuss this week. The sisters also read a Reddit story about a woman who storms out of the airport after her mother-in-law crashes her vacation plans. 

Comedian and former radio personality Steve Cantwell joins the pod this week! His mom is very Mormon and was the only divorced woman in the small Utah town where Steve grew up. He shares about his upbringing and breaking into his neighbor's homes as a teen. Steve also talks about being in the witness protection program, starting a Mormon disco, and a family vacation to a concentration camp. 

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Pod Instagram: instagram.com/whatdmomsay/
Tess' Instagram: instagram.com/tessver/
Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/
Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom)
Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43

This week sisters Tess and Hannah chat about their favorite romance tropes and read a Reddit story about a man who left his sister’s wedding because she dead-named her son. 

The wonderful Julia joins us this week! Her mother Mary is a Southern Catholic woman, mother of 4, and all around icon. Julia shares about her mom giving her the sex talk with a clipboard, growing up as the youngest girl with all brothers, and going on a hunger strike in second grade because of her fear of choking. 

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Instagram: instagram.com/bemyladybug/

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Pod Instagram: instagram.com/whatdmomsay/
Tess' Instagram: instagram.com/tessver/
Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/
Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom)
Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43

Sisters Tess and Hannah talk about their mom's unhinged etiquette during business calls. 

Comedian and co-owner of The Den Comedy Club Janan joins us this week! Janan is a Palestinian redneck comedian and yoga teacher from Texas. She shares about watching her wife give birth during a hurricane, having a mental breakdown before her daughter was born, getting a hardship licence at age 14, and wearing a hijab during 9/11.  

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/myfriendjanan/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@myfriendjanan

Check out The Den Comedy Club: https://www.thedencomedyclub.com/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedencomedyclub/

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Pod Instagram: instagram.com/whatdmomsay/
Tess' Instagram: instagram.com/tessver/
Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/
Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom)
Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43

Hey Daughters! This week we discuss two mom-related Reddit stories— a son accidentally flashing your mom and a daughter getting upset when her mom gets her a kid-sized meal. 

Our friend Alex Gustin joins the pod this week! Her mom was a girlboss from Cuba who always had music on in the house. Alex shares about her mom wanting to fight her daycare bully and coping with grief after losing her mom to breast cancer at age 10. She also talks about what inspired her to pursue social work and signs she gets from her mom from the afterlife. 

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alexandriajessi/

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Tess' Instagram: instagram.com/tessver/
Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/
Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom)
Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43

Sisters Tess and Hannah discuss men who want to be the "leader" in a relationship, their mom being the alpha in their parent's marriage, and their dad being in his Chinese baddie era. This week's reddit story: did I overreact by snapping at my boyfriend's mom?

Friend of the pod and social worker Lexi Gorman joins us! Her mom is a virgo queen, ran a daycare business out of her home, and loves to bowl. Lexi shares about finding out how she was conceived, helping out with the daycare, and asking her mom if she had sex before marriage. 

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lexigorman/

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Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/
Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom)
Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43

Reddit story: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1q5r2sz/aio_for_snapping_at_my_boyfriends_mom_after_she/?solution=b97835c3111ea5eab97835c3111ea5ea&js_challenge=1&token=bbbe4bf1c9a2b5160829c4be34da5861e0785572a490cf3dae18ff1258eb1cb7

Sisters Tess and Hannah chat about their mom crashing out over technology and what video games pissed them off as children. This week's Reddit story: am I the asshole for sending a girl home from my daughter's sleepover?

Artist and comedian Emily Peacock joins us this week! Her mom was a teacher from Port Arthur, Texas who was supportive through Emily's struggles with being bipolar and getting arrested in high school. Emily shares about having her mom pose nude for her art, becoming a terror after jaw surgery, starting comedy after her mom passed away, and becoming a mom herself. 

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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/epeacock/

Check out her art exhibit at Seven Sisters in Houston through May 16: https://sevensisters.gallery/artists/54-emily-peacock/

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Pod Instagram: instagram.com/whatdmomsay/
Tess' Instagram: instagram.com/tessver/
Hannah's Instagram: instagram.com/hannahnora/
Music by Marianne Vergult (our mom)
Listen to her music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/21uRgCdZDPT0hymMHolT95?go=1&sp_cid=517e9c1733059e241d8e8ebb18aa8339&nd=1&dlsi=6aa3a2e90af84f43