We are joined by special guest friend Kevin Dietz! Get a COVID shot at Dracula's castle. Kid buys nearly 1,000 Spongebob lollipops. Score free beer on the 4th of July. Robinhood gets it's comeuppance. Happy Bobby Bonilla Day and the Gen Z word of the week is "Sus."

Don't cartoon your own face. Starbucks running low on everything and so is everyone else. Another idiot starts a wild fire at a gender reveal party. Man arrested for demanding a happy meal and "No Cap" Gen Z word of the week.

Continental breakfast still a casualty of COVID, Elon Musk impersonators scamming people out of crypto currency, McDonalds offering BTS meal, Dave with another Legos story for some reason, Amazon buys MGM is paying for cable the old fashioned way becoming more cost effective than cord cutting?

Women's Halloween decorations so realistic neighbors call the cops on her. Fake milk is big industry. Fake farms scam Covid money. Twitter thinks people are going to start paying for it. LGTBQ Legos set to hit the market. Tim Tebow won't hang it up and we try to figure out what “Cheugy” means.

Anxiety over going back to normal, Tesla dumping Bitcoin, PS5 still nowhere to be found, Clubhouse coming to Android and debating the rock and roll hall of fame.

Why does everyone seem so happy about Bill Gates's divorce? The guys address negative reviews. Woman facing felony for late fees, new job will pay you $1500 to take a nap, why are LEGOS hot merchandise all of a sudden? Wine aged in space goes for $1 million and giant squid statue Japanese town blew Covid relief money on looks like a terrifying Northern Michigan landmark. 

-Some idiot buys Kanye West Nikes for $1.9 million. Airline offers anniversary tours of Chernobyl. Man bowls perfect game with father's ashes. Tourists returning to Vegas, another rich dick buys a rocket ship and Mike breaks a world record.

Mafia boss on run from law busted because of his own Youtube channel. Assisted living home breaks record for highest matzah tower. Wisconsin barber shop offering haircuts with a vaccine. Florida man sees Avengers End Game 191 times.  Assistant Principal accused of homecoming court fraud.

Here is the picture of the giant matzah tower 

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/senior-citizens-break-world-record-for-tallest-matzah-tower-663493

Crappy birthday Covid. college basketball coaches got paid based on how their schools THOUGHT they would have done in last year's tournament. Landscaping company has stupid marketing idea to pay someone $1,000 to play cornhole. Adopted woman looks up her birth father, turns out he's a cold blooded killer wanted by the FBI. Tik Tokker from New York discovers secret apartment behind her bathroom mirror. Woman suing Apple because they stole her idea for different skin tones on the emojis, library on Michigan's campus closes down because of three spiders and Panda Express's management seminars are really freaking weird. 

See the secret NYC Tik Tok apartment - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/08/new-york-woman-secret-apartment-bathroom-mirror

Florida Man steals his girlfriend's ring to propose to another woman, Man incriminates self for killing father by texting with emojis, an entire country copes with Covid burn out by screaming on mountains and Dave grosses us out, AGAIN!