Also known as the title of my biography. This week Laura gives an update on the ongoing neighbor war, dives into her apparently varied past with romance media, bashes Pandora jewelry for still being a thing, and welcomes Chrissy Tiegen into horse girl world.

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Laura is back with new complaints for 2021 and a new resolution to bring back the fond old tradition of icing your friends. Because what's cooler than first cars, adults with promise rings, and the hottest influencer baby drama? 

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A change in the calendar year does not mean a change in Laura. This week she overshares about fancy dinners ruined by bodily functions, basic bitch resolutions, ex hookups becoming full on adults, and the continuing saga of the doggie doo-doo debacle. 

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It's a wholesome episode to finish out 2020! Christmas is over, but Laura refuses to let the holiday season end. Joined by her bestie and Hallmark movie aficionado, Adrienne, the pair take a deep dive into the magical land of fake Christmas romance movies. 

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With only days until Christmas, Laura's neighbors continue to be full of the holiday spirit! From the dog poop war of 2020 to the time she didn't get a puppy from Santa to her love of Dolly Parton (and yes, another musical recommendation), this week's episode is festive and jolly AF. 

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A new place means new neighbors and a new rivalry. Laura discusses the ghosts of neighbors past including a police raid involving her ex before a full recap of the soon to be classic "Recipe for Seduction," and why she deserves a book deal. 

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Moving is a bitch and Laura has some feelings about it. Once the packing tape comes off, she dives into Below Deck drama, her practical adult Christmas list, and reveals a secret that will either lose listeners or gain mad respect. 

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Bridal Christmas is in full effect and Laura has plenty of advice for you newly engaged ladies out there! Taking it back to her first retail job in the world of weddings, Laura has all the do's and don'ts of dress shopping including horror stories and hard truths to burst your bridezilla bubble. 

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Tis the season to be thankful. In preparation for Thanksgiving, Laura recaps her weekend packing finds, describes her one worthwhile Blackout Wednesday experience that somehow ties to her first stripclub trip, and revisits what she was publicly thankful for back in 2014. 

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The thirst is unintentionally real this episode. Laura survived The Masters and is here to recap the journey with side trips into golf girlfriend Insta drama, the newest bad food trends, and possibly the best Craigslist ad ever written. 

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