EPISODE 3 IS A SHITSHOW. BARE WITH US AS WE FINISH MOST OF THE STORIES WE START. NURSE MEGHAN IS HERE AND DD IS NOT. WHEN ATTEMPTING TO RECAP HER STORY FROM EPISODE 1 AND DIVULGE PART TWO, NURSE MEGHAN IS INTERRUPTED BY NICOLE'S TANGENT ABOUT NEEDING A RIDE HOME FROM A CONCERT, WHICH IS INTERRUPTED BY A TANGENT REGARDING THE PRONUNCIATION OF GONZAGA. NICOLE GIVES AN UPDATE ON DD, BUT BEFORE SHE STARTS, SHE IS INTERRUPTED BY A TANGENT ABOUT MEGHAN'S DRUNK LESBEHONEST HABIT, WHICH IS EXPLAINED VIA A ROCKY ACCOUNT HIGHLIGHTING PROBLEMS WITH TALKING TO EX'S, SENDING NUDES, AND YELLING AT YOUR FRIENDS WHO DO IT TOO. A SIDE STORY EMERGES CAUSING TREY BEING PUT ON THE SPOT TO EXPLAIN HIS "THROW THE ROPE TO THE DROWNING WOMAN" DANCE MOVE. ROUGHLY 30 MINUTES IN WE GET BACK TO NURSE MEGHAN'S STORY AND EVENTUALLY PART TWO. TREY IS DRUNK. WELL, WE ARE ALL DRUNK, BUT TREY HAS A 1:8 SRER (SWIPE RIGHT EFFICIENCY RATING), HE CONFUSINGLY EXPLAINS. THERE'S MORE. SAVE THIS ONE FOR HAPPY HOUR AND DRINK ALONG WITH US... IT MAY HELP WITH UNDERSTANDING THE MADNESS. HAVE FUN!

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WOW, YOU CAME BACK? THX SO MUCH. IN EPISODE 2 NICOLE ACTUALLY GIVES THE STORY OF HOW SHE ENDED UP IN ATLANTA AFTER A FEW CORRECTIONS FROM EPISODE 1. WE RANK OUR TOP FIVE BEERS AND SOMEHOW COORS LITE AND MILLER LITE MAKE OUR LISTS. WE REGIFT OUR REPEAT DATE IDEAS. WE READ AN EMAIL RE: TREY'S EX PUNCHING TREY'S FRIEND IN THE FACE FROM THE POV OF THE ONE WHO GOT PUNCHED. TREY TELLS HIS SIDE OF THE STORY. THERE REALLY ARE ALWAYS TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY (SHOUT OUT SELLING SUNSET...IYKYK). WE DISCUSS PLATONIC FRIENDSHIPS AND IF IT'S EVEN POSSIBLE. CHUKA JOINS AND WE DIVE RIGHT INTO RACISM - WHITE SUBURBS, NO SLEEPOVERS UNTIL CHUKA WAS 13, CONFUSION SURROUNDING HABITUAL LOSERS BEING SO PROUD, NASCAR, RAYSHARD BROOKS, AND MORE. CHUKA TELLS US ABOUT HIS HIGH SCHOOL HIDE-AND-SEEK HOOK UP,  AND WE WRAP IT UP WITH CAUGHT IN THE ACT WOES AND RAP MUSIC. 

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OUTRO - LADIES BY K.E.N WRITTEN BY KENNEDY PULLIAM @GODLEVELGOAT

IT'S EPISODE 1. WE SHARE OUR 4TH OF JULY STORIES. NICOLE HEADS OUT TO TYBEE ISLAND, DECIDES TO BE IRRESPONSIBLE-LITE, CASES A FEW PIGEON FORGE BOYS, AND PROJECTS ABOUT WHITE TRASH KHALEESI. TREY GOT DRUNK, TOOK A NAP, GOT DRUNK AGAIN, AND PROBABLY BLACKED OUT. LET OUR DUMB ASSES TELL YOU HOW TO BE HEALTHILY SINGLE, DECLARE DICK PICK RULE #1, AND GIVE YOU A DOSE OF SEX EDUCATION YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T GET IN 5TH GRADE. WE TELL OUR STORIES - HOW WE MET, TREY RALLIES WITH TEQUILA, NICOLE RALLIES AT 10:30 PM, WAS TREY A SEX SLAVE, NICOLE'S CUL-DE-SAC WALK OF SHAME, AND HEAR A STORY FROM FRIEND OF THE PODCAST, NURSE MEGHAN.

TL;DR: NEITHER OF US ARE READY FOR ANY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS ANYTIME SOON AND IT'S FINE. WE ARE BOTH FINE.

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