What's More Metal

Open your textbooks to page 69 and shove a jojo in your ass because Dan & Nariko are taking down the most metal french fry and scientific field

We're bringing you an unlocked episode from our exclusive Patreon content of the hysterical warm-up conversations Dan & Nariko shared before some of your favorite episodes!

Cut open your belly and stuff it with gunpowder because Dan & Nariko are taking down the most metal accidental discoveries and auto surgeries.

Pull down your pants and stuff some hashbrowns in your butt because Dan is taking over the show with special guest Shain Brendan to take down the most metal pseudo science & potato product.

Grab that periodic table and pour gas on that grill because Dan & Nariko are getting into the most metal BBQ fails & metals.

Break out that skin file and fuck a sparkly vampire because Dan & Nariko are taking down the most metal foot disease and young adult novel.

Boil up that sheep's blood and crack open that Dr. Seuss book because Dan & Nariko are getting into the most metal children's book & world breakfast.

Strap on that crotch rocket and stick your dick in some hashbrowns because Dan & Nariko are getting into the most metal motorcycles and American breakfast foods.

Open your minds and throw some chick peas because Nariko & Dan are getting into the most metal transgendered people in history and things cops have been proven to be scared of.

Find your Richard Spencer and pack them fists because Dan & Nariko are trading off their choices for most metal racist getting punched in the face. Check the IG for more info on the videos chosen!