What's More Metal

The dice has gone missing leaving Dan & Nariko to roll with a random number generator like pathetic snowflake millennials to debate revolutions, rebellions & Shia LeBeouf movies with a new segment introduced!

Nariko rolls to draw and quarter Dan with an army of field mice but comes up with a 1 and Dan splits Nariko down the middle with a red-hot katana. Also they debate most metal donut & religion.

Dan f*cks up Nariko real bad with a pickax to the face while debating most metal poisonous animals & Eastern European rulers.

Dan & Nariko put a high body count on the Alberta Street Pub stage LIVE to discuss Easter Candy, Taxes, Minerals, Porn and more!

Dan tries to cave Nariko's head in with a bludgeon but fails as Nariko outrolls Dan and impales him with the scraper thing on a finger nail clipper.

Nariko struggles to get his battle axe off the ground before Dan uses his to cut Nariko in half down the middle over the most metal amusement park ride & 80's wrestler.

Dan tries to impale Nariko on a paperclip. Nariko rolls an 18 and sticks Dan's head on some dull PVC piping while debating the most metal characters from the Bible & songs from Metallica's "Load" album.

Dan attempts to cut Nariko's face off while Nariko tries to stab Dan in the butt while debating the most metal movie directors and extinct animals.

Dan & Nariko are given an audience at Alberta Street Pub to decapitate one at a time.

Dan & Nariko try to impale each other on flaming dildos while debating Saturday morning cartoons & D&D character classes.