Six British comedy films enter. Only one can be crowned the GOAT.

Matt and Mat each bring three contenders from a glorious tradition of awkward weddings, medieval lunacy, zombie carnage, dodgy criminals, questionable accommodation and men taking their clothes off for money.

Which film deserves to sit atop British comedy history, and which one is surviving entirely on nostalgia and an excellent quote?

We make the arguments. You decide the winner.

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Six childhood toys enter. Only one can be crowned the GOAT.

Matt and Mat each bring three contenders from the golden age of scraped knees, bedroom floors and batteries that somehow vanished overnight.

Which toy defined childhood, and which one only seemed incredible because we had absolutely no standards?

We make the arguments.

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Six McDonald’s menu items enter. Only one can be crowned the GOAT.

Matt and Mat each bring three contenders from across the Golden Arches, armed with nostalgia, appetite and the kind of nutritional judgement best exercised far away from a cardiologist.

Which menu item deserves fast-food immortality, and which one should quietly disappear back behind the drive-thru window?

We make the arguments. You decide the winner.

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Six Australian rock bands enter. Only one can be crowned the GOAT of the 80s.

Matt and Mat each bring three contenders from a decade of pub stages, massive choruses, international breakthroughs and enough denim to alter the national economy.

Which band defined Australian rock in the 1980s, and which one is getting by on nostalgia and a dangerously good greatest-hits album?

We make the arguments. You decide the winner.

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Six science-fiction movie villains enter. Only one can be crowned the GOAT.

Matt and Mat each bring three contenders from across the galaxy, armed with terrifying reputations, dubious motives and some extremely questionable definitions of the word “villain”.

Which cinematic menace deserves eternal infamy, and which one should be blasted out of an airlock?

We make the arguments. You decide the winner.

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Six kitchen appliances enter. Only one can be crowned the GOAT.

Matt and Mat each bring three household heroes, armed with personal loyalties, dubious logic and opinions strong enough to void a warranty.

Which appliance transformed everyday life, and which one is merely occupying valuable bench space?

We make the arguments. You decide the winner.

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Six chocolate bars enter. Only one can be crowned the GOAT.

Matt and Mat each bring three contenders, armed with fierce nostalgia, questionable logic and suspiciously strong opinions about confectionery.

Which bar deserves eternal glory, and which ones should be left melting in the glovebox?

We make the arguments. You decide the winner.

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Matt and Mat are searching for the greatest things of all time, armed with six contenders, fierce opinions and occasionally useful evidence.

They make the arguments. You choose the winner.

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