Planning out your last meal on Earth gets completely cooked when you realize crumbling a Kraft single over a sloppy joe is the ultimate flex. We are crashing out over girls complaining about tomato texture while drinking boba tea and why taking a girl in heels to Benihana is a massive fumble. Stop acting like you didn't drink cold Chef Boyardee ravioli straight from the can in your childhood garage.

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TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS

0:00 - Intro
3:10 - What's ur last meal on Earth
6:45 - The Crumbl cookie delivery scam
9:15 - Using lactose intolerance as a weapon of war
14:30 - McDonald's sausage biscuits with grape jelly
20:15 - Cookie cake lasagna and the butt of the bread
26:40 - Girls complaining about tomato texture
31:20 - Dying from frozen cookie dough in the garage
38:50 - Choking on three cinnamon donut holes
46:10 - Six Flags fits and King's Island hype
51:30 - Taking a girl in heels to Benihana
55:45 - Putting a Kraft single on a sloppy joe
1:01:20 - Drinking Chef Boyardee ravioli from the can
1:04:15 - Proposals in the woods are completely staged