It'd be fun to be an old western bandit. Not my height size. Texting gentlemen about my girth. Still chilly in the studio. Why do old people get so cold? Does Chairman work for Strode now? Jeremiyah Love going third overall to Arizona. Ty Simpson to the Rammies. Movie Boi's review of the film 'Draft Day.' Does everybody have crap packed in their ears? Don't say pantheon.

How full will Busch be this weekend? Cardinals unbalanced schedule. World Cup tickets are a tad pricey. Somebody in Kansas City would enjoy Doug for the weekend. $1000/night for hotel rooms. Twitter reply guy is at it again today.

Babs was big in the '70s. You need to apologize, Doug. EGOT. Cottleville Cardio Scouts. Drop Tim off some AirPods. Alex is on the phone lines and wants to give an explanation on shock prices for tickets. Feasting on people in the midwest. In-game currency. Alex opens his heart and this is what Doug does. I do have a wife if that counts. Cam & Martin. Tim makes three hours seem effortless. Needlepoint SZN.

Is Pale throwin' strays at everyone today? Heavy petting? Call in and Jackson will insult your weight and your hobbies. Joey Vitale joins us on the phone lines. The best chaperones have no idea where they're going. Buffalo's turnaround. Pulling for the Sabres in the playoffs. Who can match up with the Avalanche? Steen taking over for Army in 60 seconds.

Jackson is not at war with Alex Ferrario. Defending the gaming community. Just battling thru the frigid conditions. Notre Dame still dodging the Tigers. Drops of the Week.

You wanted phone calls on a Friday, you got 'em. Let's go to the fat guy first, he may not have much time left. Too Fat To Kayak, you're up first. Erotic car washes and a story from 1987. Protesting at the Boob 'n' Lube. North and south, baby, north and south. How's Southside Kevvy gonna follow that? Doug, give it a chance, brother. Former Cardinal Ray King is on the phone lines. Whoops, wrong Ray King. And he's gone. Diana Russini deleted her Twitter account in the middle of the NFL Draft last night. That's so patriarchy of you, Doug. You're mansplaining, Oprah.

Doing whippets during the break. Grateful Dead night at Busch Stadium tonight. How serendipitous. Nine straight for the Cubs. Audio from Jomboy talking about the potential for four NL Central teams to be above .500. FUBO, not FUBU. Not a fruitful audio harvest. Sal in the kitchen. Audio from Martin's convo with Cam which apparently took place in a cave. Verbal Oklahoma drills. Jackson wants a tour of the 2Fox studio. Moneyball: Local Sports Edition.

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Make it Eight. Jeff Suppan joins us. 5 for 5 on drop off. Is Soup driving with the windows down? Soup's St. Louis trivia. The daughter's not listening to the show yet but she did hit a bomb yesterday. Homering off of Steve Trachsel. McGwire needed Soup did get to 70. A surprise guest joins in on the fun. Jason Simontacchi patches in.

Mad Dog wasn't happy with the fans at the RBC giving it to Matthew Fitzpatrick. Jim Furyk will be the US Ryder Cup captain in 2027. Bigger bird out there.

The Silk album looks like it's in a hayfield. Navy Caps On The Road T-shirts coming soon. The new design for Afther The Morning After. Yankees players pushing to wear alternate road jerseys. Audio of Michael Kay who is NOT happy about it. A closed mouth never eats.

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