When God Was Queer

In Amphorisode V, we look at Athena in all her tantrum-throwing glory! Join us as we tell the myth of Arachne, the most famous weaving contest in history and the mechanics of magically appearing looms! Plus, we get into another heated debate about owls! OWL GANG HOOT!

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In Episode IX, we get outta brotown for a bit to visit with the Queen of the Gods! Join us for a deep dive on wicked stepmothers, demoted goddesses and the shapeshifting, gendermixing blind prophet for the ages! Learn about the mechanics of divine threesomes, why you should always beat two copulating snakes with a switch and what to do when a goddess murders all of your children and turns you into a monster who can't close its eyes! Tune in for the origin of tortoises, heavenly breastmilk and the Cleopatra's love charms! Plus, a spirited debate about the Spice Girls pantheon!

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In Amphorisode IV, its heifers and gadflies and vengeance, oh my! Join us as we look at one of the most iconic Greek myths: the story of Io. We discuss the politics of domain magic between Greece and Egypt, the origin of the peacock and Hermes tells the longest story ever told! Plus, we shout out our only fan ever and their love for Vince and no one else!

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In Episode VIII, we tackle the broader themes and concepts found in our last three episodes: Zeus, Poseidon & Hades. 

By examining parallel myths from around the world concerning the Pantheon we examine: 

Tune in for Italian superstitions and deep discussion on saints, the orishas, trickster spirits, psychopomps and syncretism!

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Amphorisodes, our new mini-episodes/side quests, premiere Wednesdays ahead of the Friday episode, so think of them as an appetizer before the main course.

In Amphorisode III, we go back to Hell to hang out with Hades' alleged children, discuss how to nicely tell someone "go to hell" and then a deep dive on the Furies: their hit singles, their wardrobe and beauty routines to use when you've got a dog's head! Plus, hear us yell about the Farmer's Almanac!

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In Episode VII, we go straight down to Hell to hang out with Big Daddy Death himself, Hades (if that really is his name)! Learn about the Underworld, its neighborhoods, rivers and its inhabitants, the different gods of Death, the Judges of the Dead and the many infernal gods who were aligned with Hades. We'll discuss some of his kids, his suspiciously short love life and his wardrobe! Tune in for origin of peppermint and poplar trees, a heated debate about the intelligence level of owls and the tale of Sisyphus!

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Join us for our second Amphorisode, our new mini-episodes/side quests which will usually focus on just one myth or set of facts related to that god being discussed that week. Amphorisodes will premiere Wednesdays ahead of the Friday episode for their related god, so think of them as an appetizer before the main course.

In Amphorisode II, we take a look at the myth of Orpheus & Eurydice, the rules of the Underworld and what happened to Lot's Wife. Also, one of the Windy Boys makes another stunning appearance!

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Join us for our first ever Amphorisode, our new mini-episodes/side quests which will usually focus on just one myth or set of facts related to that god being discussed that week. Amphorisodes will premiere Wednesdays ahead of the Friday episode for their related god, so think of them as an appetizer before the main course. 

In Amphorisode I, we take a look at Poseidon's many, many children who come in many, many shapes and sizes. Also, it's the debut of Yung Klip Klop, the freshest mf in the underwater game and his mixtape $and Dolla Hoesss.

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In Episode VI, we dive deep into the sea to tell the story of the original Horse Girl: Poseidon! Learn about his wife, lovers, enemies, victims and just what exactly he does with that trident, as well as who we would cast as Zeus, Poseidon, Hades and more in a gritty Hollywood reboot! Tune in for the origin of shellfish and fish tailed horses, the ancient Greek warrior hero who was assigned female at birth and the thrilling conclusion of the Boy with the Porcelain Shoulder!

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In Episode V, we take on Big Daddy Thunderbolt himself! We'll cover the difference between Zeus & Jupiter and his royal retinue, as well as his many roles as Punisher of Impiety and Shapeshifting Creep Supreme. We'll tackle his actual lovers, those who survived him and pederasty. Tune in for the origin of frogs and wolves, the logistics of lightning bolts and recipes for Sacrifice Stew!

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