Once upon a time a made for TV movie launched itself into the heart and mind of this week's GUEST - Racquel Belmonte. This week we tackle Disney's GOLDEN teen flick- High School Musical with true angel & comedian, Racquel Belmonte. This week we answer the important questions, like - did we all wear velour Juicy tracksuits while recording this episode? Why did everyone have the same shape boob in the 2000's? And of course - is satellite TV illegal? 

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A google search for Zac Efron's face

Our Christmas List

Get ready to be INFLUENCED because this week we dive into influencer culture with the She’s All That remake, He’s All That. Addison Rae TikTok dances her way to playing herself in a movie - and unfortunately we watched it! Join us as we ask the important questions like: Can a horse go downstairs? Is it implied that all LA parties are automatically pool parties? And of course, would you do bathing suit karaoke for LOVE???

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Ryan Cabrebra

I guess Kerri is a liar!!! But also I can understand what she was picturing

This week we dive into the beautiful, charisma-seeped film, Always Be My Maybe with Ali Wong and Randall Park. This movie is delightful, it’s fun, AND it features Keanu Reeves - what else could a girl want (amirite X-tina???) Today, we struggle to stay on task as we ask the hard questions like why aren’t all movies written by charming comedians? Are the furbies coming for us? And of course, why are we buying children dolls that shit themselves??

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Ryan Gosling in his very powerful Darfur shirt 

Famous for making moms cry and catapulting Ryan Gosling & Rachel McAdams into the pages of People Magazine - it's THE NOTEBOOK. This week we watch two young people fall in love & two old people die, and tell you all about it! We ask the hard questions like, should a man hang off a ferris wheel to get you to go out with him? How old is too old to call your father "daddy" and of course would you rather, Mario or Luigi? 

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Kerri's dream man

"Daddy"

Did Kerri know what The Birth of a Nation was when she brought it up? No - is it what NPR calls "3 hours of Racist Propaganda"? YES. 

Who says rom coms can only exist in film form? NOT US! Join us as we break our own rules and watch a Rom Com moment episode from The Office - yes babies, it’s “Casino Night.” We talk Jim and Pam, Mindy Kaling and why we love Jan so so much. Join as as ask the important questions like - is Jim actually a bitcoin dude in disguise?? Is it possible for a man to create a Tinder account without mentioning The Office in his bio? and of course - does Neutrogena think we're CHUMPS??? 

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The clip of Jim CONFESSING HIS LOVE for your viewing pleasure

an article on the difference between jam, jelly & marmalade!

Lady Marmalade

Today we follow none other than THE SANDMAN into the plot-heavy Hawai'i- scape that is 50 First Dates! Lay out in the Oahu sun with us to bask in the charisma and problematic plot holes of this WILD Happy Madison production. Today we're asking so many questions and they are ALL about Rob Schneider- like, why is Rob Schneider? Is this the TRUE Schneider cut? and again WHY is Rob Schneider? 

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and incredibly important video about the SANDMAN

The Sandler Gallery

The Schneider Cut

Get ready to find the solution to all of your problems- just BE rich and take a year off to travel! Rom-Com queen and true angel Julia Roberts famously helms the rom-com/self-help book Eat Pray Love. Join us as we ask questions like - If a man from Texas starts calling you "Groceries" as a nickname and you never ask him to stop did you really even learn anything on your spiritual journey? Are low waisted jeans part of a worldwide scheme to make women hate themselves? And most importantly - does Ross still get Ben on the weekends? ??

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How Allie prefers her Bardem 

Read this insane article from the wardrobe team of Eat Pray Love

Hollywood takes US for a ride in the non stop (PLEASE STOP) terror ride that is What Women Want. This "film" features known terrible man, Mel Gibson & late nineties opinions on gender - what could go wrong? Join us as we ask Nancy Meyers- WHY NANCY WHY? and yell profanities at the sky!!

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(k honestly i forgot what i was going to put in here but I think this mostly sums it up)

This week we bask in the 2000’s majesty that is Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore in Charlie’s Angels. Three  FLAWLESS women fight crime in the name of superfluous costume changes? Count us in. This week we ask the important questions like - did Drew Barrymore singlehandedly bring back graphic t’s? How many Palm Pilots does it take to break into the mainframe? And of course- how much does American Eagle owe Drew Barrymore for bringing back graphic t's???

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Cursive 'z'

Willard :( 

Just a really tough day for all of us

It's the story we've all been waiting for: rich boy super-misogynist gets an introspective look at his life's failings from a bunch of ghosts. That's right- this week we watched the McConaughey non-classic, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. Join us as we give this film zero McConaugh-yays and ask ourselves: is Breckin Meyer a poor man's Paul Rudd? Was McConaughey's whole career just an inevitable trajectory to those Lincoln commercials?  and of course, is a somber rendition of O Canada enough to woo the casting directors of an elementary school musical? 

Please note we did not mention Jennifer Garner in this description as we think she deserves more