When Wagon Wheels Were Bigger

What's more annoying - adverts that you can't skip, or podcasts about middle-aged men's opinions? Luckily, you don't have to choose.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy W4B theme acoustic arrangement by Joe Beckhelling

Christmas is over, we've all had enough of chocolate and sweets, so we've decided to watch some adverts. For chocolate and sweets.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy W4B theme acoustic arrangement by Joe Beckhelling

We're off to Button Moon...again, to celebrate Mark's birthday with a bunch of fever dream characters made out of household utensils and kitchen waste. *party popper sound*

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy W4B theme acoustic arrangement by Joe Beckhelling

N_cky C_mpb_ll _nd s_m_ m_n_r c_l_br_t__s g__ss w_rds w_th__t v_w_ls _n th_ m_st f_st_v_ g_m_sh_w _v_r. S_rry.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy W4B theme acoustic arrangement by Joe Beckhelling

Bullseye Christmas specials make a mockery of the format of the game, as professional darts players get good scores, and celebrities answer all the questions correctly in the name of giving to charity. We'll never say no to watching an episode of Bullseye though. Apart from the one with Daphne from Eggheads on it.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy W4B theme acoustic arrangement by Joe Beckhelling

Who doesn't love obnoxious shouty presenters swallowing the camera and being nice to Dave Perry? Everyone? Oh well, sorry Dexter Fletcher, GamesMaster isn't for you. Better go and be an incredibly successful movie director instead.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy W4B theme acoustic arrangement by Joe Beckhelling

The Blunders was a cartoon family sitcom that probably didn't exist and we don't remember it. Do you remember it? NO YOU DON'T YOU LIAR!

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy W4B theme acoustic arrangement by Joe Beckhelling

Take a parody of Grange Hill, add some two-dimensional caricatures of the British Royal family, and you've got Palace Hill. Subversive? Yes. A bit rubbish? Apparently. Did we love it? Of course!

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy W4B theme acoustic arrangement by Joe Beckhelling

A giant Michael Bentine looms over some pirate puppets as if it's normal in another kids' tv show that sounds like we made it up.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy W4B theme acoustic arrangement by Joe Beckhelling

We pay our respects to ever-so-sprightly twice-nightly Richard Whiteley by watching the first ever Countdown and reminiscing about our own Countdown fan fiction from back in the day.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy W4B theme acoustic arrangement by Joe Beckhelling