When You Fic Me In The Eyes

Imagine a toddler holding up a drawing they made for you. Now, imagine that same drawing but an adult is holding it up to you and they're like "Hey I found this in the deepest dungeon of my mind! Isn't it neat?" This is what the podcast basically is. Listen to this trailer to get a taste of what's in store! 

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Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12draws

Cover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.sood

And remember, don't tell the Jonas Brothers about this.

In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Margot and I unlock Terry's feelings for Jack. While we attempt to critique chapters 27-28, we also talk about Frankie helping Joe move on, why I hate monthsaries, time skips as transitions, Jack's lack of characterization, and crying into Frappuccinos.

Again, short hiatus for January for some system updates (fingers crossed) and I'll be back on the first Friday of February.

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Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12draws

Cover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.sood

And remember, don't tell the Jonas Brothers about this.

In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Margot and I unlock the secret of the hotel the characters stayed at in Vegas. While we attempt to critique chapters 25-26, we also talk about Twilight Saga: New Moon, character motivation, getting catharsis from fictional conflict, how to make love triangles good, and the Jonas Brothers getting lost in the wilds of America. 

Follow me on Twitter @joeypcariaga! Point at me and laugh!

Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12draws 

Cover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.sood 

And remember, don't tell the Jonas Brothers about this.

In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Kitty and I unlock the only way fourteen-year-old Joey could have Joe ditch the purity ring. While we attempt to critique chapters 21-24, we also talk about Quizilla's rating system, characters with less than one dimension, testing reader's suspension of disbelief, page breaks, the intricacies of smut writing, and why I'm struggling (in general). 

Follow me on Twitter @joeypcariaga! Point at me and laugh!

Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12draws 

Cover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.sood 

And remember, don't tell the Jonas Brothers about this.

In this episode of When You Fic Me In The Eyes, Ham and I unlock the reason why I thought Joe and Terry could still snack after a presumably big dinner at what presumably may be a Cheesecake Factory (not sponsored).  While we attempt to critique chapters 15-20, we also talk about dropping tension, accidental foreshadowing, blond people smelling like lemons, and Kevin Jonas's birthday. 

Follow me on Twitter @joeypcariaga! Point at me and laugh!

Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair.

Cover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.sood.

And remember, don't tell the Jonas Brothers about this.

In this episode of When You Fic Me In The Eyes, Hannah and I unlock the reason why I'm so good with English.  While we attempt to critique chapters 9 to 14, we also talk about avoiding conflict (fictional and non-fictional), civilians in film sets, colonialism, my first forays into writing smut, and why fanfiction is better. 

Follow me on Twitter @joeypcariaga! Point at me and laugh!

Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair.

Cover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.sood.

And remember, don't tell the Jonas Brothers about this.

In the pilot episode of When You Fic Me In The Eyes, Annika and I unlock the tragic backstory of why I became a writer. Tragic in the mortifying, anxiety dream sort of way. We also try to critique Chapters 1 through 8 of My Gay Jonas Brothers Fanfiction that I wrote twelve years ago. I intend to send the audio file to the past and have my younger self listen to it in hopes that they will make better decisions in life. 

Follow me on Twitter @joeypcariaga! Point at me and laugh! 

Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair.

Cover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.sood.

And remember, don't tell the Jonas Brothers about this.