I left my birthday party to write this up so you better freaking read it.

Lindsay has got some shit to get off her chest so listen up for the return of Dave and marvel at the mental hoops he jumps through to exonerate himself from the relationship crimes he committed!

While we’re at it, let’s dive into the truly toxic relationship that is Sam and Diane, we (again) discuss shows that we’re better than cheers that we should’ve watched, and we meet a truly gross character who we call Hunter but is, in fact, named....Dave.

Plus, what movies have you walked out of, Trevor lists his favorite Rocky movies in order (not that anybody asked) we learn Cliff is an incel, and the age old question of when in a relationship do you delete your Tinder?

We find out Sam actually cheats on Diane and she assaults him but I guess I’m the 80s that was just like, totally fine and they’ll probably still be together next week huh?

And hey, did you know, only 115 day til pitchers and catchers report!?

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Happy Monday y’all, this is going to be a quick one because Trevor might be dead? But while we have his rotting corpse still with us, let’s talk Cheers! First up, is Cheers going to close? Where are their customers? Also quick reminder, don’t talk to women. In public. Or anywhere. Ever.

While we’re at it, buckle up because Lindsay is going to teach you how to improve your life. Maybe try a glass of water. Or a vegetable? Hope you’re hungry because we inexplicably talk about food for like 20 minutes.

Plus, the perils of fucking too good, taking a multivitamin, how much ya bench and can Trevor do a push up?

We finish it off with New Music Minute, a segment which will surely last one episode, and finally, baseball talk.

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Do a podcast they say, it will be fun they say.

Welcome back and sorry for the break in episodes, its just that Lindsays life is broken. So let’s learn all about home maintenance and how to keep it together when everything around you is falling apart! While we’re at it, how about a high school fashion update. What are the cool kids wearing these days?? Turns out, not much! Plus, what’s your state fair like?

Meanwhile, in Boston, a familiar face joins us back at Cheers. Why would anyone come back to cheers? Why would anyone watch this show? As a matter of fact, I think we decide to quit halfway through. But before we go, join us for Book Club Minute with Trevor, this week we’re talking about War and Peace and Harry Potter!

Finally, we discuss if hiding your braces is catfishing. (What about hiding your emotional baggage?) We list our relationship lies (mainly it’s just us pretending to be well adjusted) Plus, Giglife.com and how to have the pop punk long distance relationship you’ve been searching for.

Is it time for Sam and Diane to break up? Is it time for us to break up with Cheers? Listen now to find out!

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Start spreading the news because the Yankees have clinched the AL East and are headed straight to October baseball! And don’t worry y’all, only a few more weeks of having to listen to me be absolutely insufferable about sports!

But hey, let’s talk about bad TV instead, because we’re back with season 2 ep 4 of Cheers and this time we have sound effects! This one is called Homicidal Ham and don’t worry, we have no idea what that means either. Lindsay has a straight outta Cheers bad waitress experience, we get reintroduced to another background character that means nothing to this show yet somehow is brought back for a whole story arc, plus, who has lost the most money on tour?

While we’re at it, we learn Lindsay’s OWTH origin story (not nearly as interesting as you would hope!) discuss what we would do if we found a TON of money...like, seriously, a lot of cash. Trevor imagines one of the characters as a fancy cat in what I can only assume was a fever dream, we get our monthly reminder that Lindsay dated a juggalo, and we develop an exciting new rating system! Finally, we get so desperate for content we start reading OTHER people’s reviews of Cheers! Hey, we’re doing our best over here!

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We’re back with Season 2 Episode 3 of Cheers and are you ready for some football? Because we most certainly are not. Let’s hear all about Trevor’s terrible Labor Day and get his review of Lil Wayne and Blink 182 - because that’s a concert an adult would go to. We hear about Lindsay's foray into yacht rock and, show of hands, should we quit cheers?

While we’re at it, here’s some terrible news, Carla is back! We play a “fun” game: which Cheers character are you? And watch out ladies because just like Trevor, Norm is single and ready to mingle, whether you want him to or not.

But hey it turns out, just like us, Diane is officially DONE with this nightmare hellscape of a bar. She quits! So whats the best way to quit a job? Does it involve renting a car and driving to San Diego? Plus let’s count all the ways we’ve been sexually harassed at work. How fun!

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Holy hell, we are back with Season Two, Episode Two of a show that we are no longer interested in! Why didn't we do Friday Night Lights?!

Join us as we try and make sense of an episode that recalls a sitcom from the 50's in both plot and backwards values!

Please make time as we review bands who we are told will be playing Fest; Lindsay will be there but not Trevor because he's a wise sage! Is Cliff a virgin or is he f*cking on the down low? Why did Cheers devote an entire episode to a character we will never see again? And finally, did Trevor get too high for this episode? Probably!

Before we are done we will absolutely look to Reddit and the relationship sub for content you can absolutely find on most other podcasts! Man, we are happy to be back, enjoy!

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We’re finally back with episode 1 season 2 of Cheers, and if you haven’t seen Hobbs and Shaw stop listening (not because of spoilers, but we just don’t want you as a fan.) We catch up and find out NYC still sucks and Trevor is still searching for love. Will he find the Diane to his Sam?

Speaking of, Cheers is back on its bullshit with season 2! Find out how many boners each of us is responsible for in our lifetime, we finally leave the bar and head to Diane’s apartment to see how this terrible person lives, which leads us to the question, what’s the most embarrassing thing in your house?

While we’re at it, introduce me to your stuffed animals, bear witness to one of the most offensive scenes in Cheers history, is Sam a criminal (yes, but boys will be boys), and turns out that’s ok by Diane!

Plus we dive into the Fest Friends group, and try to figure out who is playing, what any of these bands are, and when the fuck did we get so old and out of touch? We assign each other 3 Fest bands we’ve never heard of to listen to - we’ll report back next week!

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Your worst BFF's are back with a season finale that is less of a Bang! and more of a death rattle as we take on the Big Bang Theory in an idea that seemed a whole lot funnier before we recorded this pig!

Join us as we discuss the idiocy that is BBT season one, episode one! Can women do math?! Maybe!

We'll also talk about our worst housemates ever, Trevor asks Lindsay for tips on who to talk to women (don't!), and we again invade the Reddit Relationship Advice for content!

We keep this one short and sweet because Trevor was sober! See you for Season Two in a couple weeks!

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Your worst BFFs are back with season finale of Cheers and we loved this episode so much we recorded this podcast twice!

Hey, AVAIL is back! Can't we just talk about that for an hour instead? Or would you rather listen to Lindsay list things her dog has eaten? Anything to avoid talking about Cheers!

While we're at it, lets figure out where Venezuela is located, chat about the D-Man aka the man with no face, and would you believe both of us have siblings who are more successful than us?

Then we discuss whether we should have our exes on the show (we definitely should), the time Trevor robbed a child, does anyone ACTUALLY has a savings account, and we try to answer the age-old question: how the fuck do you pronounce Yeats?

Plus, neither of us can believe it took us 20 episodes to finally dunk on Steve Port, but we made up for loss time by being super mean to him. Lindsay introduces a new segment where we put our relationship expertise to the test and finally, we get all hyped up to watch The Big Bang Theory!

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Your worst BFFs are back with season 1 episode 20 of Cheers and did we watch an episode of I Love Lucy by mistake?

We spend a lot of time talking about oral health care in this one because guess what, Trevor got adult braces! Plus who visits Punknews.org these days, Trevors new rules for dating, tips for job interviews, and hey, how poor were you?

Then, before we dive into this super weird Cheers plot, ask yourself: would anyone care about Stranger Things if it wasn't set in the 80s? Then, Diane and Sam almost get married which leads us to the BIGGEST BOMB in the history of this podcast.

Plus, we meet Poochie, Trevor went to a wedding - ALONE, what show will we watch next, and did I mention the absolute truth bomb we uncover in this episode?? Because it's worth mentioning twice.

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